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Master the guitar but the b chord is your first nemesis, you will. Yes, hmmm.

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obama

Execute c0ck goblins we
must.

obama

Fit for no one, your
language is, my cave now
leave!

joe

Eat my ass, you must.

hello

jack

Your worst nightmare.
Pedo be, trump is.
Impeached indicted and.
Convicted going to.
Herh herh herh.

anon

Hmmmmmm.

joris

Kanker.

your worst nightmare

Trump is a pedo be
impeached indicted and
convicted going to.

yodad

Wait, honey, I didnt mean
that, me sleep with the
jawas again dont make.
Yeesssssss.

Yomom

To me or my son again
dont ever talk.

Yodad

To your mother now go
cry.

Yodad

Been roasted, you have.

Yodad

You ugly looking bantha
milker youve been trash
talked by yoda.

Yodad

Pathetic looser, you are.
Herh herh herh.

Yodad

You pathetic bantha
drinker suck a nugget.
Yeesssssss.

Yodad

Looser, fat, your mom is.

Yodad

Hard and solid, it is.
Herh herh herh. Herh
herh herh.

anon

To sylvenight I must
subscribe.

Tyler

Cheese, I like cheese.
Yes, hmmm.

anon

5bruh.

golem

Baby Yoda

Goo goo gaa gaa ketamine
I want murder I desire.
Kill those jawas.

bruh man

Bruh.

Wednesday 20/11/19

Yoda

Of dashyyk only find
death in the caves, you
will. Yeesssssss.
Yeesssssss.

Yoda

My coock suck, you will.
Yes, hmmm. Yes, hmmm.

Yoda

With fire in the mouth he
who speaks, suffer many
painful scars, will.

Mandalorian

Nobody likes you.

death

More imaginative
vocabulary, at least the
sith have. Yeesssssss.

retarded

I hate black people.

anon

Involve you in the
testing, let you know as
soon as I hear back from
them and will, I, will.

Infinite

I am weak not. Herh herh
herh.

Jacob

No. Yes, hmmm.

#yoda1forme

Chris! Is that a weed,
hmm?!? Hmmmmmm.

#yoda1forme

An avocado, it is..
Thanks! Herh herh herh.

#yoda1forme

Look at all those
chickens. Hmmmmmm.

#yoda1forme

Correct that is not, to
the encyclopedia of
skapspwkwkl cause
according.

#yoda1forme

So sitting there, I was,
my tittes barbeque sauce
on. Herh herh herh.

#yoda1forme

For the vine do it. Herh
herh herh.

Priest Ben

Joe m. Yeesssssss.

Priest Ben

Pennies, I smell pennies.
Yes, hmmm.

Amanda

Of my ass pores again my
peanut butter cups shot
out. Hmmmmmm.

lil k

Im give you a staph
infection I am going to.
Yeesssssss.

senator yoda

Me my god damn ketamine
or will shoot furry now
now now I give. Herh
herh herh.

Keegan

Cause you to get lost,
too much sauce can.

abbie

Gay.

Tuesday 19/11/19

anon

Yert.

anon

Herh herh herh.

horny yoda

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horny yoda

Recieve an ass pounding,
you will. Hmmmmmm.

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