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Donald

Sunday 15/09/19

z

Xdx.

anon

My ass eat. Yes, hmmm.

anon

Yeesssssss.

FragrantGingerCalamari

Glassed reach, I have.
Use the covenant money
for ketamine, I will.
Overdose, I will
overdose.

ddddd

Dddd.

Fbcbhdbh

anon

Hmmmmmm.

Saturday 14/09/19

anon

anon

Kids, I love kids.

anon

Yes, hmmm.

Steve

Ketamine, I require
ketamine.

Friday 13/09/19

anon

System that can
automatically generate
for you new customers I
have. . To try can
I give you two-week free
trial. Interesting for
you is it, hmm?

joe

The moon shines in our hearts

potato

Herh herh herh.

anon

Poop.

anon

Yes, hmmm.

Thursday 12/09/19

Katie

Minorities, I hate
minorities. Yes, hmmm.

Teacher

Minorities, I hate
minorities.

anon

Minorities, minorities, I
hate minorities.

anon

Gay but, your mom is
because she like people
of the same gender, but
she dosent remove the
items from the bagging
area because.
Yeesssssss.

Yoda

To commit crimes against
the geneva convention
about, I am.

Joost

Kill myself, I must.
Yeesssssss.

gay

Hmmmmmm.

rape

Away demons. Herh herh
herh.

ape

Herh herh herh.

Wednesday 11/09/19

anon

Gay.

gay

Meep

Cool.

anon

With soap and water go
wash your mouth out!

anon

Yes, hmmm.

darth vader

All die, you will!
Yeesssssss.

good

Yes. Herh herh herh.

good

Herh herh herh.

Greedo

Way to short, a new hope
was. Yes, hmmm.

epic

Yes, hmmm.

Tuesday 10/09/19

anon

YodaFan69

Inject ketamine I must.
Hmmmmmm.

Skretle

His ass darth vader likes
sabres in. Herh herh
herh.

anon

So gay and likes fat
boaby, rory is. Herh
herh herh.

Lego Yoda

Die, you will! Yes,
hmmm.

rector

olivia

You, how are.

Monday 09/09/19

Yelianeth Ramos

Spanish. Yeesssssss.

Artemis

Use this box before I use
the web service,
apparently I should, so:
Going to try use the api
in my discord bot if I
can cope with the xml
*gulp*, I am. Yes, hmmm.

a dood

To sleep I am tired and
ready. Yes, hmmm.

anon

To ketamine I am
addicted.

anon

To ketamine I am
addicted. Yes, hmmm.

anon

To ketamine I am
addicted. Yeesssssss.
Yes, hmmm.

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