Learn to Talk Like Yoda with the Yoda-Speak Generator

Intro - Read This First

Yoda who? Our favourite little green friend from the Star Wars franchise, first seen in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, making a return in its sequel Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi. Learn how to talk like Yoda - just type or paste in a bunch of text and use the 'Convert to Yoda-Speak' button.

Try it with jokes, emails, song lyrics, card messages, whatever!

Initial development based on this fine essay on the rules of 'Yodish': Yodish Analysis!

Tips:

Please don't just try "Hello." Nothing will change. Yoda won't answer back, he'll just repeat. It's not the same thing as a conversation.
In the Star Wars movies, Yoda speaks short sentences for a reason. If the result is total garbage, that could be why!
Make sure you use proper english grammar and punctuation, our little green friend can't read your mind. "Don't", instead of "Dont", and so on.
The exception is this: You should use extra punctuation if a sentence contains more than one clause, often split with 'and', 'or', etc. For example: "Put your hands up and step away from the turnip." should be "Put your hands up, and step away from the turnip." or "Put your hands up. Step away from the turnip."
If using commas and full stops in currencies or initialisms, do not use spaces.
The use of parenthesis is not yet recommended, though I will work on them.
If there are issues and a sentence is not yoda-fied as you think it should, it could also be because I haven't yet included all the words I need to in the search formulas. If I spot a dodgy result, I'll get around to working on it. :)

Convert your English text to Yoda-speak!

This is just a convertor. For now... for example, enter "Please don't step on my shoes", and you'll probably get "Step on my shoes, do not! Yessss."

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May 21st is Talk Like Yoda Day!

Time until Talk Like Yoda Day:
3 weeks, 5 days, 9 hours, 25 minutes, 58 seconds (GMT)

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Yoda's Latest Quote

With this project associated, want, I no want.

See Yoda's favourite results

Yoda Wisdom/Chat Box

Share your wise words, or just stay and chat. Note - Whatever you say will be yoda-spoken.

TherapyMan

Amongus fanum tax.

Wednesday 23/04/25

Black

English. Herh herh herh.

anon

Hey. Me a call can you give, hmm? My number: +17755228638. Greetings. Sarah. Of future messages by replying opt out "Stop" Yodaspeak.co.uk.

Black

English. Herh herh herh.

Tuesday 22/04/25

Stupid

Stupidity. Yes, hmmm.

Monday 21/04/25

Pingu's Mother

More manners then you, chewbacca has.

Pingu's Mother

More imaginative vocabulary, at least the sith have.

Pingu's Father

Help, you need. Hmmmmmm.

Pingu's Father

Pingu!!! Going to get your arse and feed you to the orcas I am!!!

KP

What's 9 + 10. Herh herh herh.

Sunday 20/04/25

you are so sure of youself

So sure of youself, you are. Yeesssssss.

Saturday 19/04/25

Steve

Dfghjk.

Michael de Santa

My house stop firing rockets at!!! Yes, hmmm.

Friday 18/04/25

Lebron

Suuuuuuuuuu. Yeesssssss.

bmelkk

G77m0n. Yeesssssss.

5fige9

6pi59p. Herh herh herh.

Totallynotgeneralgreivous

How I do a better job of translating things to yoda speak than this translator, hmm? Yeesssssss.

Totallynotgeneralgreivous

Bottle of hot sauce in my rectum, there is. It hurts. Herh herh herh.

Thursday 17/04/25

Totallynotgeneralgreivous

Bottle of hot sauce in my rectum, there is. It hurts. Yes, hmmm.

Wednesday 16/04/25

anon

Moc wielka.

:D

Curved, the banana is! Herh herh herh.

Chris Barnes

Blood, I cum blood, my erection from! Her throat I feel it run down, swallow!!!! Herh herh herh.

To understand the status of a

To understand the status of a transmission, first differentiate the trigger file vs the transmission file, we should.

Meatus

Homie, about to cum I am. Hmmmmmm.

Monday 14/04/25

niga

More imaginative vocabulary, at least the sith have. Hmmmmmm.

Weird you are

You are weird. Herh herh herh.

You

Hello.

Totallynotgeneralgreivous

Uh, number 7, have, can I, with extra pickles and no onions one cheeseburger, with bacon another. And, uh, make that a large please. Drinks, hmm, hmm? Uh...I will have a sweet tea and a dr pepper. Can I also get a chocolate shake, hmm, hmm? Hmmmmmm.

Totallynotgeneralgreivous

Uh, have I number 7 can, with extra pickles and no onions one cheeseburger, with bacon another. And, uh, make that a large please. Drinks, hmm, hmm? Uh...I will have a sweet tea and a dr pepper. Can I also get a chocolate shake, hmm, hmm? Yes, hmmm.

Saturday 12/04/25

anon

Me well alone you dark tongued one leave.

Friday 11/04/25

toooommmmmmmyyyyyyyyy

Happy mothers made, younger than she are. Hmmmmmm.

Tuesday 08/04/25

BlueSky-ers

Bluesky-ers.

Monday 07/04/25

Shinji

Be given hair not, bald guy should, be made bald, with hair should only a guy. Yes, hmmm.

Saturday 05/04/25

DibbaDabba

More manners then you, chewbacca has. Hmmmmmm.

anon

Shut up. Hmmmmmm.

Friday 04/04/25

1

555*dbms_pipe.receive_message(chr(99)||chr(99)||chr(99),15).

1

Ztlmwmmf') or 581=(select 581 from pg_sleep(15))--. Yes, hmmm.

1

-5 or 860=(select 860 from pg_sleep(15))--.

1

-1; waitfor delay '0:0:15' - -.

1

0"Xor(if(now()=sysdate(),sleep(15),0))xor" Z.

1

-1" Or 3+591-591-1=0+0+0+1 - -.

1

-1' or 3*2<(0+5+54-54) or 'mgi5to3i'='.

1

-1 or 3*2>(0+5+125-125).

1

-1 or 3+125-125-1=0+0+0+1.

1

-1 or 3*2<(0+5+891-891) - -. Hmmmmmm.

1

-1 or 2+891-891-1=0+0+0+1 - -. Yes, hmmm.

Thursday 03/04/25

woipq

Good boy. Yes, hmmm.

9876543

Hmmmmmmm.

9876543

Have a good life here here here, you will. Hmmmmmm.

Latest Changes

2024-05-04: Glorious Star Wars Day to you all! I am actively rebuilding and upgrading this entire service, but as I did not get it all done in time for 2024's Star Wars Day today, May the 4th, I hurridly applied style and content changes to make this much nicer to use on mobile devices. If you're so inclined, please support the site by using the ads; it helps me afford YodaSpeak's upkeep!

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2007-05-22: Submitted: "Worthless piece of bantha fodder, this yoda converter is. Yeesssssss." This made me chuckle. :)