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Wednesday 01/10/25
Michael Afton
This night shift be crazy bro help. Hmmmmmm.Tuesday 30/09/25
Benedict
Right I am. Yeesssssss.Monday 29/09/25
Jon
To each other be awesome. Yes, hmmm.Sunday 28/09/25
Ronald
Hello.Ronald
Ronald.anon
Like to place an order and, we would, at the same time, for ongoing resale discuss opportunities. Message us on whatsapp. To move forward +48 781 753 325.Friday 26/09/25
Alien
I feel…kind of… hungy…i shall eat a whole tomato now….Thursday 25/09/25
anon
An example of yoda talking, this is.anon
{{56547357542-1}}.Wednesday 17/09/25
kind
Smart.levi
You must shut up. Yeesssssss.Tuesday 16/09/25
jocelynn
Love, jocelynn is.jocelynn
Hiii I love jocelynn. Herh herh herh.Saturday 13/09/25
Kasia
An apple, there is. Hmmmmmm.Friday 12/09/25
uPFq
Zdqx,,,) (.,"('.Thursday 11/09/25
anon
My asshole burns yeah. Yeesssssss.Wednesday 10/09/25
anon
Hello, Interested to resell what you offer to our clients, we are, can we discuss on whatsapp, hmm? My number, here is: +1 365 740 2626. Hmmmmmm.Sunday 07/09/25
You will
Good do something for me, you are.goonmaster420
This point sorry yes please I dont know at. Hmmmmmm.Friday 05/09/25
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Autistic boy cries in dc when he was turned down by a girl after giving her creepy notes!Wednesday 03/09/25
anon
Hello. Yes, hmmm.cookie
Mildly interesting, this is.Tuesday 02/09/25
Darth Vader
Speed.Darth seidis
Power. Herh herh herh.Zeke
I feel lost yoda. Hmmmmmm.Sunday 31/08/25
anon
Everything looks good from far away. Herh herh herh.Saturday 30/08/25
anon
Hello, Interested to resell what you offer to our clients, are we, can we discuss on whatsapp, hmm? My number, here is: +1 204 272 8230. Yeesssssss.Thursday 28/08/25
How its my cutie today?
Yes hmmm.How its my cutie today?
Cutie.Hi wacha doing today
Wacha doing.Wednesday 27/08/25
anon
Wisdom has been chasing you but, always been faster, you have. Yes, hmmm.nigge
N igger. Yeesssssss.anon
With soap and water go wash your mouth out!Tuesday 26/08/25
Kevin Koenig
This shout spaming I do see I companies. Hmmmmmm.Kevin Rey Nicely
Like yoda. Hmmmmmm.Kevin Rey Nicely
Like yoda.anon
Baby yoda. Yes, hmmm.Thursday 21/08/25
dabeanman
Subscribe to dabeanman, you will because yes, die if you do not, yoda will. Yes, hmmm.anon
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anon
,( ('",,,) . Yes, hmmm.anon
()').( ,".) .Tuesday 19/08/25
anon
Hello, We purchase your products or services want to. For a discount is there any option, hmm? This whatsapp number contact us at: +48 732 676 269. Hmmmmmm.Saturday 16/08/25
gHGU
Wppv("..( ',( (, Hmmmmmm.Friday 15/08/25
anon
Hello. Like you to send me your pricing, I would, like to cooperate, we would, looking for suppliers for our client we are, me on whatsapp contact: +48 732 676 507.Thursday 14/08/25
anon
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anon
<?php system(id), hmm;?>.Monday 11/08/25
anon
Happy birthday, mom. Herh herh herh.Cole
America caw caw caw I cry myself to sleep want to.Sunday 10/08/25
Denise
Not, I must not.Latest Changes
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- 2007-05-22: Submitted: "Worthless piece of bantha fodder, this yoda converter is. Yeesssssss." This made me chuckle. :)