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Light workday.. Handled emails mostly.. Work on health check going to. Maybe some marketing stuff. Impediments: To the two remaining servers that need patched need access. All, that is. Hmmmmmm.

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You are?

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Chris

Red, roses are, blue,
violets are, if you love
star wars, with you may
the force be.

Yoda

Yoda, yoda, I am yoda,
and green little bastard,
am I. Yes, hmmm.

Yoda

Farted, I just farted.

Yoda

Smell what the rock is
cooking do you, hmm?

anon

Like a lady do it.

Thursday 17/04/14

Artalotoo

For real this time and
again bye, sorry!

Artalotoo

Sorry about the terrible
jokes. :' (.

Artalotoo

With a chicken costume on
and yoda says dance like
a chicken
"Buck-buck-buckaw&qu
ot; In mall. Or use the
force on you, he
will!!!!!!!!

Artalotoo

Yoda says do this joke
or, use the force on you,
will he!!!!!!!! Hmmmmmm.

Artalotoo

If you play pokemon x or
y, to make people laugh
name mr.mimes and jynxes
after famous people and
then wonder trade them as
jokes!

Artalotoo

You play pokemon richard
nixon name a mr.mime
justin bieber if! Just a
joke!

anon

Hello world. Yes, hmmm.

Bianna

It go let!!! Yes, hmmm.

Bianna

English. Herh herh herh.

Richard Nixon

Good musician justin
bieber is not.

Artalotoo

Going to talk, you are,
unless you want not to
become a millionaire
through the lottery!

Artalotoo

By the way, to
www.poptropica.com go!
Hmmmmmm.

Artalotoo

Capital, the l in lion
is!!! Yeesssssss.

Artalotoo

Oops! Sorry! To tell
you my username I forgot!
Bluelion55555, it is
bluelion55555.
Yeesssssss.

Artalotoo

You in life did that last
post help, hmm? Random,
I know this is, but
friend me on poptropica,
you can, and me only your
username if you tell,
friend you, I can! No
passwords! Hmmmmmm.

Artalotoo

By the way, some wisdom,
here is: ! : Right,
.be more like yourself
.have much fun in life
.do what you think is.
Here is something that is
wisdom not: This post
helped you in life hope!
Yes, hmmm.

Artalotoo

Just please talk about
something funny! Getting
annoying, sorry if I am.
Yeesssssss.

Artalotoo

Talk, whoever's at this
website can. Think, I
only think. Yeesssssss.

Artalotoo

Just kidding. Nowhere
near being a clown, I am!
Yeesssssss.

Artalotoo

Throw this custard pie in
yo face, will I, not,
hmm? See, hmm? The
upsides of being a clown,
these are! Yeesssssss.

Artalotoo

Hre's a smelly old gym
sock! Just kidding. So
awesome, yoda speak is!

May

With my table at the
market cleopatra's cup
danced. Herh herh herh.

May

With your favourite
sunnies danced tweetie's
turkey at the hungry
jacks store.

Yoda

Fun, naked twister was,
until the cat got
pregnant.

Yoda

As as sucking a lemon
your bitter speech makes
you appealing. Yes,
hmmm. Hmmmmmm.

Yoda

Yoda I am, rest I must.

paccow

Paccow. Herh herh herh.

dareelyoda

Yoda I am.

paccow

Paccow.

Wednesday 16/04/14

R3L3

I live in indiana. Very
fond of this website, I
am!

Me

Vulgar, you are.
Yeesssssss.

Rowan

Your pants pull down.

[skaarj]

Strong in you, the force
is, young jedi.
Yeesssss. Of the dark
side beware, you must. .
Become corrupted, the
academy has. Over that
place all the time, .
Great disturbance in
the force, sense I.

gman

For better performance
clear the cache of your
chrome browser regularly.
Yes, hmmm.

Not Obama...

Dumb, this is. Herh herh
herh.

Me

Sorry for you I am. Yes,
hmmm.

Tuesday 15/04/14

anon

Already been taken, like
my great idea has it
looks. Yes, hmmm.

anon

Though true I enjoy your
writing style, it is, I
agree not with your main
point of view about this
one. Delight in your
website nevertheless, I
do. Feddedeadd.
Hmmmmmm.

pwptrour

This website my brother
recommended I might like.
Totally right, he was.
This post truly made my
day. You cann't imagine
simply how much time,
spent for this info, had
I! Thanks! Daedagb.

bage

Drive out darkness
darkness cannot; do that,
only light can. Drive
out hate hate cannot; do
that, only love can.
Herh herh herh.

anon

Is no try do or there
not. Yeesssssss.

Monday 14/04/14

Cory

Cory. Yes, hmmm.

Yoda

You will talk like me
not. Hmmmmmm.

Yoda

Talk like yoda, not, you
will.

The Doctor

Hello, stonehenge! Who
takes the pandorica,
takes the universe, but,
bad news everyone, 'cause
guess who! Ha! Listen,
you lot, all whizzing
about, you are. Really
very distracting, it is.
Hmmmmmm.

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