Convert your English text to Yoda-speak!
This is just a convertor. For now... for example, enter "Please don't step on my shoes", and you'll probably get "Step on my shoes, do not! Yessss."
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Thursday 03/07/25
anon
More imaginative vocabulary, at least the sith have. Hmmmmmm.Navi
Crazy, you are.anon
Hello. Like you to send me your pricing, I would, like to discuss cooperation, I also would, me on whatsapp contact: +48 794 973 289.Wednesday 02/07/25
anon
As appealing as sucking a lemon your bitter speech makes you. Yeesssssss.anon
Impressed the layout, was just browsing the site and was. Nicely design and great user experience. To drop a message just had, have a great day! We7f8sd82. Hmmmmmm.Monday 30/06/25
anon
So... For a partner then suddenly someone answered is this technically a dating site if someone randomly asked, hmm? Yes, hmmm.anon
Half-hearted at least do stuff that are actually not.Benas
Clown he is an alien ronald mcdonald is not. Yeesssssss.anon
For no one fit, your language is, my cave now leave! Yes, hmmm. Yeesssssss. Herh herh herh. Hmmmmmm. Herh herh herh.anon
The barney bunch vs. Youtube poop.Sunday 29/06/25
donte
Me my girlfriend does love. Herh herh herh.Saturday 28/06/25
Human
To you I shall talk. Hmmmmmm.Ronald
Ronald.anon
Speak. Herh herh herh.Friday 27/06/25
How
Nonja.Thursday 26/06/25
Yoda
The hell what, hmm? Of cave mine get out! Yes, hmmm.Ele
Brilliant, pride month is, and an ewok, anyone who says otherwise is. Herh herh herh.Hate gingers i do
Drugs I consume.abe
Its working not. Hmmmmmm.anon
Hello.Wednesday 25/06/25
firas
With you may the force be.US goverment
The supreme law of the united states of america, the constitution of the united states is. Herh herh herh.Tuesday 24/06/25
Yoda l
It right now i’m joinking. It feels so good baby. Hmmmmmm.Josh
Tomatoes, I love tomatoes.Yoda
To grab mcdonald's and eat some chips, I got. Yes, hmmm.Monday 23/06/25
yoda
Rest and relax in my room now, I must.Sunday 22/06/25
fdsdfg
Yoda I am.yoda
Rest and relax in my room now, I must. Yeesssssss.yoda
Rest and relax in my room now, I must. Herh herh herh.yoda
Rest and relax in my room now, I must.yoda
Rest and relax in my room now, I must.Evan Jones
And happy I after blowing up this photo was. For an old fart with 20 or so surgeries this isn’t a bad back. Herh herh herh.Evan Jones
yoda
Rest and relax in my room now, I must. Yeesssssss.yoda
Rest and relax in my room now, I must. Yeesssssss.yoda
Rest and relax in my room now, I must.yoda
Stinky dingleberry, lochlynn has.anon
I drive boss ass cars.anon
Hello their.Friday 20/06/25
Grandmaster Yoda
Nigggas, I hate nigggas. Hmmmmmm.Grandmaster Yoda
Nigga nigga nigga nigga.Alive
Alive.Thursday 19/06/25
anon
To select websites we_re offering free traffic_ no commitment, no signup. To boost your reach just a helpful nudge. Www.freewebsitetrafficforever.top.Grandmaster Yoda
Dooku, I miss dooku. Yeesssssss.Grandmaster Yoda
To yaddle I goon. Hmmmmmm.Grandmaster Yoda
Hot, ahsoka is. Yeesssssss.Grandmaster Yoda
To clubs to see twerking twi’lels I go. Hmmmmmm.Grandmaster Yoda
Like mace windu I hate niggas. Yes, hmmm.Grandmaster Yoda
Ketamine, I like ketamine, my ass and youngling’s asses I do above it on.harrison
To lie I like, everyday, I lie everyday. Yes, hmmm.Latest Changes
- 2024-05-04: Glorious Star Wars Day to you all! I am actively rebuilding and upgrading this entire service, but as I did not get it all done in time for 2024's Star Wars Day today, May the 4th, I hurridly applied style and content changes to make this much nicer to use on mobile devices. If you're so inclined, please support the site by using the ads; it helps me afford YodaSpeak's upkeep!
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- 2007-05-22: Submitted: "Worthless piece of bantha fodder, this yoda converter is. Yeesssssss." This made me chuckle. :)