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Going to tickle you till you scream bloody murder I turn the show off or am. Yes, hmmm.

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Wednesday 17/09/14

Jay

Awesome, everything is!

A puppy

Puppies, I like puppies.
Cute, puppies are.

Tuesday 16/09/14

Haqman

You get,the less
independent you become
the more attached. Herh
herh herh.

Yoda

Yoda I am.

Yoda

Yoda, I am yoda.
Hmmmmmm.

Monday 15/09/14

kjk

Kl;kl.

Jcraft153

What she said to yoda,
that is. Herh herh herh.

Jcraft153

On youtube, am I!

Sunday 14/09/14

Pmor

Luke, your father I am!
Yeesssssss.

Pmor

Hello, hmm? Anybody,
hmm? Help pls!

Pmor

No power in this realm,
you have!

master yoda

Hello people, strange to
me, you are. Hmmmmmm.

Tyler

Come old yoda. Yes,
hmmm.

master yoda

5 afraid of seven, why
was, hmm? Because 786.
Yes, hmmm.

Very happy

As as possible and see
what happens copy-paste
this yoda-ized text many
times, going to, am I.
Hmmmmmm. Herh herh herh.
Herh herh herh.
Yeesssssss.

Somebody.

Yoda! Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda!
Hmmmmmm.

Saturday 13/09/14

anon

Finally, able to login,
was I. Yeesssssss.

master yoda

Many have called me a
lunatic but they are
wrong, just odd, am I.
Hmmmmmm.

master yoda

The feeling of pain until
they have lost a loved
one men understand not.

master yoda

Good morning yoderiser.
Yeesssssss.

Lobby

Superheroes, shrimps are.
Yeesssssss.

anon

Awesome, shrimps are.
Yeesssssss.

master yoda

Out peace, yoda is.
Hmmmmmm.

master yoda

Too, my brother smells
like she does! Hmmmmmm.

master yoda

Like rotten eggs my
sister smells.
Yeesssssss.

master yoda

This way that way the
other way where going are
you.

master yoda

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master yoda

You obi-wan kinobi
(aaaaaaachoooooooo)
exscuse, need a hankie,
hmm?

master yoda

When you reach 12 look
this good, not, you will.

master yoda

Stupid darth vader is
stupid I am not.
Hmmmmmm.

master yoda

Meditate, on this {
toilet} I will.
Yeesssssss.

master yoda

People, stupid people,
but realised that I wear
pink underwear, people
have.

Friday 12/09/14

anon

Good night gems! You
tomorrow from 10-4 see.

anon

Syllogism. Herh herh
herh.

anon

Help, you need. Yes,
hmmm.

Darth Dan

Your kids release, I will
when you have paid my
invoice you scum. Yes,
hmmm. Yeesssssss.

master yoda

Related to the muppets,
did you know I am, hmm?
Yes, hmmm.

master yoda

Anyone want too chat.

inkier

Together, all the vowels
are. Herh herh herh.

bob mcvaugh

Nudist, yoda is.

bob mcvaugh

Gay, yoda is. Yes, hmmm.

magnus

Good, I am good. Herh
herh herh.

magnus

You, how are.

master yoda

Judge me by my size do
you, hmm? Look at me
judge me by my size do
you, hmm? Herh herh
herh.

master yoda

If you think, crazy
listen to yourself, am I.
Hmmmmmm.

master yoda

An awesome yoda
translater thank you for
making it, this is! Yes,
hmmm.

master yoda

This am I using it too
much whoever created,
hmm? Yes, hmmm.

master yoda

With my lightsaber jar
jar get back here!

master yoda

Men may know every thing
yet nothing at all.
Hmmmmmm.

master yoda

Bit cranky, r2 d2 is.
Yeesssssss.

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