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Julian likes incest. Yeesssssss.

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dd

Kimmy, I luv kimmy.

DogAteMyHomework

Pirates win 17-3.

DogAteMyHomework

George washing grade
school!

kj

Engish. Yes, hmmm.

Saturday 27/05/17

anon

You assholes I hate.
Better, harry potter is.
Yes, hmmm.

anon

Hello. Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

Wish, feel your beautiful
head resting on my warm
breast, could I. Gently
stroke your face, I will,
and you fall in a gentle
loved sleep watch.

Golden Delicious

An encounter with you, I
desire to have. Highly
attracted to you, I am,
and highly attracted to
me, you are. I feel that
power want to, fire,
passion pure wildness.
Worth waiting for.
Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

Alan walker - euphoria
2017 (lyrics).

Golden Delicious

Yes, of my inner
labyrinth sign the walls.
With your thoughts
scribe on my body all
over, wants and
fantasies.

Friday 26/05/17

Golden Delicious

Your weekend enjoy, keep
warm and safe. Sleep
well and dream sweet.
Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

Me insane with ecstacy
drive. Me with your
pleasure inject.
Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

To scream with ecstacy I
love - it 100 times
better it makes. I have
screamed satisfyingly for
about 10 years not. Me,
can you make, hmm? :) I
forget part of my last
name want to. Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

Me with your kisses would
you really undress, hmm?
Squealing with delight at
the thought, am I. Teach
you my favourite places,
I will, guide your hands
how I be touched want to,
and to hold and squeeze
me how. Hmmmmmm.

Chanda kumar

65586255833559.

Whoami

Describe big elefant in 3
word, hmm? Hmmmmmm.

Thursday 25/05/17

anon

This out yo check. Herh
herh herh.

Vader

Fit for no one, your
language is, my cave now
leave!

Vader

The power you know not,
of the dark side.
Hmmmmmm.

Farmer Bob

Mind blowing experience,
to see ignorance in
action is. Of walking on
coals in the 7th depth of
hades worthy. Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

Studying your hair the
other day, I was, it
feels like imagining
what. Of it running
between my fingers
picturing and feeling the
sensation. Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

Write whatever is on my
mind, I adore how I can,
and to know that you read
it. My muse, you are.
Yes, hmmm.

jihu

Def ingo. Herh herh
herh.

anon

My names jeff hi.

anon

Me well alone you dark
tongued one leave. Herh
herh herh.

DIL

Merica fudge yeah.

DIL

Nah nah honey, good, am
I.

DIL

Stars wars nothing but
star wars.

DIL

Watch the star wars, I
must. Yes, hmmm.

Farmer Bob

To terraform mars
earthworms, Hmmmmmm.

Wednesday 24/05/17

jackson

Heyeye.

Farmer Bob

As compost does, compost
is. Yeesssssss.

Nami Hito

Make love, we do.
Hmmmmmm.

Nami Hito

Name my, myself & I -
nami hito is. Me
grandmaster yoda please
learn the force.

Golden Delicious

That information, you and
I know this only.

Golden Delicious

For you an image just,
and thought. To wear
stockings and suspenders
in winter time under a
skirt I like. :) .

Golden Delicious

Stare at you today whilst
you were up there
speaking it was a pity I
could not. To look into
your eyes from afar
wanted, so see my hunger,
you could. Too dangerous
today. Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

My day, you make, when to
see you, get I. The
electricity that powers
my heart mind and body,
you are.

i

Like burnt cheese you
smell. Hmmmmmm.

Farmer Bob

Worm holes, my
specialties, spider
galaxies and crab nebulas
are. Yes, hmmm.

Tuesday 23/05/17

yoda

Very stinky, my farts
are. Yes, hmmm.

yoda

With fire in the mouth he
who speaks, suffer many
painful scars, will.

yoda

Fit for no one, your
language is, my cave now
leave! Yeesssssss.

yoda

Beach. Hmmmmmm.

Farmer Bob

So overrated and boring,
too bad poor lady jane
is. Yes, hmmm.

anon

Have a happy geek pride
day. Yeesssssss.

jackson

Welcome. Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

Long ago in the 1990's...
Been pleasured, unusal
places where lady jane
has. Of a hill
overlooking the town of
kaempfelbach germany on
the top. Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

To touch and caress your
alluring face I desire,
and your enticing jawline
study. I delicately
peruse the fine lines and
dimples want to, that
deepen when you form that
devlish smile.

Emily

The force I have, hmm?
Herh herh herh.

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