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Golden Delicious

To 3 around a 1/4, use
what earthlings call did
you, "Telephone,
hmm"? Or, of earth
was it a foreign
telemarketer from the
other side, hmm? With
thick foreign accent, an
anglo-saxon name, who
comically has, hmm?

Golden Delicious

... If you, it was you,
of your voice you know I
love the sound. If you
hold on long enough, my
courage after I gather,
speak more, will I. One
day, I know, speak to me,
you will.:) .

Golden Delicious

Closed, your blinds were,
there a sign you are not.
You, I wish you, lovely,
warmer weekend - your
ship takes you wherever,
even if, home, was it....

Golden Delicious

... It you was, me on
here who talked with, and
said you were the sea
going to, hmm? I hope,
beautiful weather, you
have, and relax and enjoy
your time away, you
can.... Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

If you talking about the
sea it was not, then
sorry I put 2 + 2
together and somehow came
up with 6, I am. Your
ship wherever, to dock
came, to sleep soundly I
desire you, and of your
hunger dream.

mm

To await the rising of
the turgid sun early
morning in the atelier;
with prisms of shifting
light painting the
canvas. Yes, hmmm.

Thursday 27/07/17

Alpha Neko

Hello, I say hello!
Padawan.

Golden Delicious

I love the cold, but also
the warmer weather.
Looking forward to, am I,
when need a vest you will
not, so see your lower
profile better, I can.
Visual learner, you know
I am, and very spatially
aware.:) .

Golden Delicious

2nd song, 6th verse: My
absolute pleasure would
it be, to paint your
spirit gold. First, to
paint your body. ...

Golden Delicious

Use a soft bristle brush
I could, as I paint
teasing your skin. Or
just use my hands like
finger painting I could,
and like that work in the
paint. Hmmmn, what
colour, hmm? What
colours, hmm?

Golden Delicious

This gratifying
experience after, imagine
your spirit, I would,
feel like gold, your
inner being should.
Initially I believe,
slow, your heart will,
relax, you & will,
but, then, soon make it
race I will. Yes, hmmm.

Wednesday 26/07/17

Golden Delicious

When looking away, was I,
your lustful warm gaze
upon me I felt. To touch
me I want you, exploring,
where your eyes were, and
venturing, the way your
eyes were.

Golden Delicious

Your eyes today looking
into, whilst in serious
conversation, on, your
veil was. I know behind
it, like fireworks your
eyes shine, your soul and
the warmth in your heart
reflecting the beauty
therein. Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

Get enough of you I
cannot. Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

Another beautiful morning
greeting, like warm honey
soft and sweet. And
shaky and unreahearsed,
my reply was. To say
your name in my reply one
day I hope. 2 words,
surely, manage it, can I.
:) .

270824202950

Shebang.kumar. Herh herh
herh.

Tuesday 25/07/17

Golden Delicious

Of hearing your sweet
dulcet tones this
afternoon my ears had the
pleasure.

Golden Delicious

Uhura, to transporter
room 3. To holosuite 5
beam the chief of
engineering and myself.
We are to be disturbed
until 0700 hours not.
... Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

... If to our whereabouts
the captain enquires,
tell him, beamed down to
the planets surface, we
have, for recon mission.
:) . Yeesssssss.

Monday 24/07/17

sans

Nyeheheh. Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

Golden, silence is. :) .
Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

Whistles, make out if
there was a tune I could
not... But... Wolf
whistle broke through all
the commotion, to my ear
across the waves of white
noise dancing all the
way. Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

On the bus home, think of
nothing but you, could I.
Horny all the way home.
:) . Herh herh herh.

Golden Delicious

You resting in my arms I
visualise, and me
stroking your face as you
fall alseep. Like cherry
lollypops dream sweet.
:) . Herh herh herh.

Golden Delicious

Listening to: Jennifer
lopez ni tu ni yo. Herh
herh herh.

anon

Zee, one with the force,
you are.

Sunday 23/07/17

Arijit

Kill them all.

Golden Delicious

Listening to: "Like
that, love is.
Inspiring, captivating.
Touching, provocative.
And sometimes
temptation"

Golden Delicious

Song 2 chorus: Wait, I
will wait, if and when
you are ready. Worth
waiting for, you are.
But please, me know let,
if no chance, there is...

Golden Delicious

... Pressure you I will
not, as for myself I
know, to trust I take a
long time, feel
comfortable and know
someone. Your beautiful
wonderous eyes close,
sleep well, and dream
sweet. :) . Herh herh
herh.

Saturday 22/07/17

anon

Get out.

Rick Sanchez

Wubba lubba dub dub!

Golden Delicious

Song 3 (1st & 2nd
stanzas): Love or lust
is it, hmm? I find out
and know you better want
to. Run until we have
found what it is, do not,
what we have...

Golden Delicious

... I whisper deep soft
and gently in your ear
want to, that I feel for
you, what it is. You
madly I desire... Herh
herh herh.

Golden Delicious

..I love how your mind
works. Short, time is,
deal unexpected turns,
life can. Mine in 2012,
I had. You or I, in
limbo forever cannot be,
as painful and unfair, is
it, to want, & get
not, for of us both.
Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

... To explore and
experience what we have I
need, and of my life
without really knowing
you not go through the
rest. You delectable and
very intriguing I find.
Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

... You look at me I
love how, and into me,
and me with your dirty
mind watch. As from the
3 that, known, have I,
never really known me,
none have, understand and
read me, so well, you do
the way. Herh herh herh.

anon

Anotomically impossible,
that is. Yeesssssss.

Jabba and Leia

*inserts tail into anus
while licking beyond
leias panties.* .
Hmmmmmm.

Anus

Your fingers down my
panties and feel my wet
p***s now get undressed
and put. The same and we
shall make love, after I
shall do.

Anus

You live I know where, I
know the exact continent,
country, town, you go to
city k village.

Anus

As I bathe you in my cum
and deeply penetrate that
beautiful big anus' oooh
yeah your grunting.
Girl. Herh herh herh.

Anus

Me touch you let, taste
you, and your anus
penetrate. Herh herh
herh.

Friday 21/07/17

mm

Of the delicious honey
kissed orb salivating at
the sight. Of skin
lingering on my tongue
the taste. Teeth nibble
crisp flesh and all
breath catches in horror
at the writhing
half-eaten worm.

Golden Delicious

Remember way back do you,
hmm when I collided with
you? Me the first time
after you bumped into,
hmm? You turned around
last minute, and too late
for me to change
direction, it was...
Herh herh herh.

Golden Delicious

... Imminent, a
collision was. You
raised your hand. Feel
your finger tip scrape up
my breast and right over
my nipple it went, I
still can. :) still feel
it. Still remember the
sensation. Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

What a beautiful morning.
Such a beautiful day.
Warming parts of my body,
your eyes were. Warm
parts of my body, one day
your hands will.

Watch and learn

Watch and learn. Yes,
hmmm.

Thursday 20/07/17

anon

Hello.

mm

Of petrichor in the
preternatural dawning
rain falls across the
rotting landscape leaving
the scent.... And me
without a spoon.
Yeesssssss.

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