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anon

Red velvet amongst the
satin lace and sheer.

Apfelkuchen

Oooowha. My favourite
past time, is stacking
dishwashers. Damn! My
dishwasher at home haves
the same effect not. :)
it haves the vital
component not - you! Ha!
:) ...

Apfelkuchen

... Hmnn, when are you
impale me with your hard
going to, purpe
lightsabre, hmm? ...

Apfelkuchen

... So, my mind in, I am
wondering what, like to
do to me, you would, in
such vulnerable position,
I whilst am, hmm?
Turning slowly, the cogs
amongst the grey matter
in my head are. ...

Apfelkuchen

... Of all first, hit
pause on all the other
jedi masters, in the
galley. To get my
attention would you slap
me on the rear, hmm? ...
Yeesssssss.

Apfelkuchen

... Me around my waist
and quickly pull me near
would you grab, hmm?
Hmnn, what about, in one
slow gentle stroke, me
from the top of my spine
stroking, all the way
down, hmm? ...

Apfelkuchen

... Or, slightly
aroused, to mine you
bring your body close,
just at the right height,
so feel you getting hard,
I can. ... Herh herh
herh.

Apfelkuchen

... My lip umnnnah
biting. Or to follow you
to the control room for a
one to one session with
the door locked
whispering in my ear.
...

Apfelkuchen

... Hmnnn, thought of
yet maybe it is something
I have not - very
creative and deviant
mind, you have. ...

Apfelkuchen

... That, I like that.
Ooowha, the seductive
eyes for a split second
today I got, to echo the
whole day just enough.
... Yes, hmmm.

Apfelkuchen

... Returned from whence
it came, my heart is. I
will destroy it not, as
I, do that to things that
I have personally made
with love and care,
cannot. ...

Apfelkuchen

.. Now kept, it is, my
underwear drawer in. To
worry if it is ever found
I have not. No questions
would there be. :) sweet
succulent dreams
delectable one. Of you I
hope I dream. :) .

Monday 19/02/18

christian

Yeesssssss.

christian

You are christian.

Noob

Hhgfkauwrga.

anon

Driving home... Crisp
white sickle moon lay
high in a deep peach, to
shades of a pthalo blue
sky merging. Beautiful.
:) .

Apfelkuchen

Ooooowh, I had to do a
double take to really
see, you, was it. ...

Apfelkuchen

... Amazing, your
presence is. The same
the death star is not,
when you are there not.
Still a place I love, is
it, but to it your
presence brings so much
more. ...

Apfelkuchen

... So dead, the control
room is, when away, you
are. However, when
there, you are, buzz,
there is, vibe. It feels
powered by something
real. ...

Apfelkuchen

... It is like, 10 feet
tall, you are. :) been
only a few days, even
though it has, missed
seeing you, my eyes have.
My mind, body and heart,
your aura missed. ...
Herh herh herh.

Apfelkuchen

... Renewed, today my
senses were. Ummnnnah,
my bottom lip
subconsciously biting.
...

Apfelkuchen

.. Caressed by your warm
velvety dulcet tone, my
ears were. See my chest
rise and fall did you, as
in, I breathed in, hmm?
Breathing you in, I was.
Rest well tonight, under
a sickle moon. ..
Hmmmmmm.

Apfelkuchen

Tired, you looked like
you were. Sure you have
been very busy, I am.
Take care, your beautiful
eyes rest, slumber
soundly, and wake
revived. Nighty night
delectable one. ;) .
Herh herh herh.

Cyblox

To eat me three people
tried. Hmmmmmm.
Hmmmmmm.

anon

Herh herh herh.

Sunday 18/02/18

asdfghjkl;

Dab, you must.
Yeesssssss.

asdfghjkl;

Speak like yoda now, I
do... Try it, you
must... The voice
generator. Yeesssssss.

asdfghjkl;'

Like the yoda generator I
do... You must try it...
Hmmmmmm.

hi

Hi.

scolar

Yeesssssss.

future

Hmmmmmm.

anon

Make a rocket out of
carboard, I can, with
paint, tape and glue. It
may look like, take off,
could it, but it only
blasts off and flies
using imagination.
Hmmmmmm.

Apfelkuchen

Hello delectable one,
perfect warm day, on what
was. This evening,
looked out into the deep
blue night sky, have I,
to view the beautiful
moon that orbits our
earth. ...

Apfelkuchen

... But alas, no, 'tis
there tonight not, just a
few clouds, stars, and of
crickets an
orchestration, singing in
the dark. I hope, had a
lovely day, you have.
... Yeesssssss.

Apfelkuchen

... Been painting an old
gnome and rejuvenating
some ceramic frogs to
make the garden look
bright I have, and to
steer the eye away from
the weeds! Ha! ...

Apfelkuchen

... Princes leia garden
ornament I saw at the
hardware store, there is,
you believe would. Okay,
would you rather here
is... Just one...

Apfelkuchen

... You rather being on
jabba's sail barge would,
of the day in the heat.
Cool breeze skips across
the sand dunes as,
sipping a favourite
liquid refreshment, you
are. ...

Apfelkuchen

... Relaxing on your
front whilst one of
jabba's slaves gives you
a warm fragrant oil
massage, you are, her
whole body at times
using, your body
softening and soothing
all the knots in. ...

Apfelkuchen

... To you she sings
softly and sweetly. ...

Apfelkuchen

.. Or you rather would,
be in jabba's palace,
laying back. Not resting
on cushions, but of a
voluptuous slave laying
back into the body, with
your head nestled amongst
her breasts. . Hmmmmmm.

Apfelkuchen

... By your side, her
arms are. Holding for
you, is she, desired
beveridge in one hand,
and of fine delicacies in
the other a platter,
imported from the planet
earth. ... Herh herh
herh.

Apfelkuchen

... This whilst watching
some exotic dancers all.
Which you rather would,
hmm? Nighty night
delectable one, sweet
dreams... Always. :) .

HMU

202-257-4310.
Yeesssssss.

anon

<b> aa </b>

Aa. Yes, hmmm.

a

<b> aaa </b>.

FAGGOT

Faggot. Hmmmmmm.

anon

The truth. Yeesssssss.

Saturday 17/02/18

Why are you doing that?

Herh herh herh.

Michal

His pupil already, hmm?

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