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Darth Vader

Only I, SO bold, can be.

Darth Vader

I laugh because yoda
laughs too.

Darth Vader

Destroy alderaan I did
not, kosh, I was kosh.
Herh herh herh.

Darth Vader

Pancakes, I like
pancakes. I love
cheeseburgers even more.

junior dev

To get the data trying.
Yes, hmmm.

The Jedi Council

I, your father am!

The Jedi Council

Tired, yoda is, I sleep
want to. Me al your $ ps
please give.

The Jedi Council

With the force save him.
Yeesssssss.

James

Dead, my master is!!!!!
Herh herh herh.

James

Your dead. Yeesssssss.

The Jedi Council

Do anything without
either consulting myself
or the council, do not.

That

Must go, have, you will.
Hmmmmmm.

Saturday 13/02/16

Not-So-Grand Yoda

What's the force
orientation meter, hmm?
Yes, hmmm.

xEPIKMOONx

Those, what are.
Hmmmmmm.

Grand Master Yoda

Intercept them, you must!
Hmmmmmm.

Grand Master Yoda

Infiltrated the jedi
temple, the sith have!!

Yoda

Crap. Yeesssssss.
Yeesssssss.

asdfghjkl

Sdfghjkl.

tipu

You, hpw are. Hmmmmmm.

unsure of what I\'m doing

Hello, hmm?

Sofía

Hello.

Friday 12/02/16

Oliver

Like a cow yo mama
farted. Herh herh herh.

C3POLO

Hello, a protocol druid
from tatooine, am I.
Yeesssssss.

Anikan

With the force your one.

Lil\' green padawan

Silly, this toy is. Herh
herh herh.

Juliana

Mcdonald's, I love
mcdonald's.

Jeff

Your awesome yoda. Yes,
hmmm.

puss

Licky puss, I must. Herh
herh herh.

Thursday 11/02/16

jude

How today are you.
Yeesssssss.

Bryan

Hello there. Herh herh
herh.

pepe

Sad, I am sad. Yes,
hmmm.

Luke Skywalker

No.. No... True that is
not! Impossible, that
is! Yeesssssss.

Darth Vader

Your father I no am!

Poppu

Marvin gaye and he t it
on just like it says it
in the song come on now
and get it on, let us.
Yes, hmmm.

Ka

Hey! Wonderful things
for my inter-office
communication, this
convertor does! It, I
love it!

Christian

My name, poopy is. Herh
herh herh.

nelson

You, hi how are.
Hmmmmmm.

ahmad

Jeff, my name is. Herh
herh herh.

general rape

Rape more woman, we must.
Herh herh herh.

bob

Hello. Yes, hmmm.

Yoda

Begun, the clone war has.
Herh herh herh.

Padmé

I truly... Deeply...
Love you. Hmmmmmm.

joe

Joe, hi I am. Yes, hmmm.

Wednesday 10/02/16

Darth Maul

I hate obi wan.

Darth Maul

Vader>yoda.

Darth Maul

Stronger than the light,
dark side is. Yes, hmmm.

Goby wan fishnobi

Fan of star wars, I am.
Yes, hmmm.

Yoda

No, your father luke
skywalker, I am. Herh
herh herh. Herh herh
herh.

Yoda

Why did anakin skywalker
cross the road, hmm,
hmm?, to get to the dark
side.

Yoda

The best tip giver, am I.
Herh herh herh.

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