Yodish (Yoda-Speak) Generator or English to Yoda-Speak Translator

The Yoda Speak / Yodish Generator, or English to Yoda Speak Translator

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Barbie girl, am I, in the barbie world. Life in plastic, fantastic, it is fantastic! Brush my hair, you can, me everywhere undress. Imagination, your creation, life is. Come on barbie, go party, let us! Yeesssssss.
The yoda therapist, I am. To get in touch with your inner yoda, speak like yoda for a day, you must. Then be in touch with your inner yoda, you will. 150 bucks, that will be. Yes, hmmm.
If you feel an intense burning feeling, sharp stinging pain, you may be getting sliced in half. Common side effect of yoda, this is. Your jedi master right away consult. Herh herh herh.
Impossible, this next test is, to solve it make no attempt.
Charging the entire clone army with identity theft, I heard that jango fett was.
If big butts you like not, then get fit, you must!
Testing to see whether this is a bunch of rubbish or not, I am.
If to learn the speakings of yoda you try, seen too much star wars, you have. Herh herh herh.
Soo excited to see you, am I. To go out on the town in my yoda mobile, would you like, hmm? Pick you up at 8:00, I will.
Worthless piece of bantha fodder, this yoda converter is. Yeesssssss.
Why I feel a sudden need to respond as yoda would, hmm? Whatever the reason, to it I shall give in. Yes, hmmm.
With himself wine makes a man more pleased; that it makes him more pleasing to others I say not. - samuel johnson.
How many stormtroopers, take to replace a lightbulb, does it, hmm? Two: To screw the bulb in one, to shoot him and take the credit the other. Hmmmmmm.
Your pen, have I. To get it back, have to do everything I tell you, you will. Given to you will your next clue be when the time is right, for wait patiently, now you must. With you young jedi may the force be.
I do. The ring, is it. You, take your eyes off it, cannot; seen you, have I. You are eating not. You barely sleep. Taken ahold of you, it is, mr. Frodo. To fight it, you have. Yeesssssss.
Over, I wish work was. Clocked out but still here, I am. I just leave why cannot, hmm? Why I just sit here typing crap into this damn yoda translator I understand not. I, stupid, must be! Yes, hmmm.
To be feared, nothing in life is. Only to be understood, it is. Yeesssssss.
I am afraid of storms not, for learning how to sail my ship, I am. Herh herh herh.
Thinking of ground instead of sky, too many people are. To be more afraid of life than death they seem. Hmmmmmm.
You, dream yourself into a character, cannot; hammer and forge yourself one, you must. Herh herh herh.
Become clear only, your vision will when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens.
Of action dreams pass into the reality. From the actions stems the dream again; and of living this interdependence produces the highest form. Yeesssssss.
Who is the black private eye, a love machine to all the chicks, that is, hmm? Shaft! Damn right! The man that would risk his neck for his brother man, who is, hmm? Shaft! You dig it can, hmm? Cop out who is the cat that will not, hmm when there is danger all about? Shaft! Right on! Bad mother, they say this cat shaft is. Your mouth shut! Just talking about shaft, I am. Then dig it, we can! Complicated man, he is, and his woman no one understands him but. John shaft!
This class get out early, will, hmm? Your life not on! Yes, hmmm.
Done on time must homework be! Yes, hmmm.
Thy biding, what is, my master, hmm?
Holy mackerel, fabulous, this is, be devoted to work, sure to occupy hundreds of hours that should. Thank you, jon, for to my treasure trove of useless information and tools adding. Yeesssssss.
One who feeds a crocodile, an appeaser is, eat him last, hoping it will. Hmmmmmm.
You criticize someone before, his shoes walk a mile in. That way, when you criticize him, be a mile away, you will, and have his shoes, you will. Hmmmmmm.
Woodchuck chuck, how much wood could, if chuck wood, a woodchuck could, hmm? Yes, hmmm.
Did you really think, all those nasty things to poor little po-po, did I, hmm? Think I am, what sort of person do you, hmm? If me by now you know not, well, never ever ever know me, you will!
Cast out fear. No room for anything else until you cast out fear, there is - implys not this rejection of fear, to be afraid by pretending not. First accept it, to cast it out you must; you must admit, there, is it. Say: "Afraid, I am afraid," and to total helplessness through this be reduced. Potentially the most powerful, this point is. Just past, the great leap to true power, is it: The move through fear, to beyond fear. Of the other especially go past the fear, the unknown.
To bury caesar, I come, to praise him not. Yes, hmmm.
Me a kipper smoke, be back for breakfast, I will! Herh herh herh.
Here to teach me style, you come, hmm? What, you think, no street-cred, I have, hmm? You know nothing of what breakdancing moves, capable of, am I!!
Q: Ducktape like the force, how is, hmm? A: Dark side, it has, light side, it has, and it binds the galaxy together. Hmmmmmm.
What get you when with a rabbit you cross an insect, hmm? Bugs bunny! Herh herh herh.
That doggy in the window, how much is, hmm?
When fighting sith, stand near open windows, do not.
I cannot believe it is butter not!
Your age how about trying to act, and your shoe size not, hmm? Yes, hmmm.
Haircut I advise not, man. In the employment of the government, all hairdressers are. Your aerials, hairs are. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. The reason bald-headed men are uptight, this is. Yeesssssss.
For man, what is, he got, what has, hmm? If not himself, naught, then he has. To say the things he truly feels; And of one who kneels not the words. The record shows I took the blows - And my way did it!
You may say, a dreamer, am I; But I am the only one not; I hope some day, join us, you will; And live as one, the world will. Yes, hmmm.
Mightier than the sword, the pen is. Yeesssssss.
Got to ask yourself one question, you have. Feel lucky, do I, hmm? Well, do you, punk, hmm?
Take that tone of voice with me obi-wan, do not, to the temple without any supper now go! Yes, hmmm.
What your country can do for you ask not, but what, do for your country, you can! Herh herh herh.
My jewellery I pity the foo' who steals! Yes, hmmm.
The right to remain silent, you have. Anything you say can and, used against you in a court of law, will be. The right to an attorney, you have. If afford one you cannot, provided for you will one be. Understand these rights, do you, hmm?
To be, or to be not. The question, that is. Hmmmmmm.
Your stinking paws off me take, you d****d dirty ape!
What the h**l, talking about, are you?
Zion! Hear me! True, it is true, what many of, heard, you have. Gathered an army the machines have, and drawing nearer to our home as I speak that army is. Believe me, when I say, a difficult time ahead of us, have we. But to be prepared for it, if we are, first shed our fear of it we must! You now I stand here before, truthfully unafraid. Why? Because not I believe something you do, hmm? No! I stand here without fear, because I remember. I remember that I am here because not of the path that lies before me, but because of the path that lies behind me! For 100 years I remember that, fought these machines, have we. For 100 years I remember that, sent their armies to destroy us, they have. And of war after a century, I remember that which matters most. Still here, we are! Tonight, send a message to that army, let us. Tonight, shake this cave, let us! Tonight, tremble these halls of earth, let us, steel, and stone! Be heard from red core to black sky, let us. Tonight, make them remember, let us. Zion this is! And we are afraid not! Yeesssssss.