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This is just a convertor. For now... for example, enter "Please don't step on my shoes", and you'll probably get "Step on my shoes, do not! Yessss."
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anon
Www.chato-mattic.org.anon
Hello. Like you to send me your pricing, I would, like to cooperate, we would, as own clients base, we have., me on whatsapp contact: +48 794 123 655.Sunday 27/07/25
Hello
Hello. Yeesssssss.Saturday 26/07/25
anon
Hello. Like you to send me your pricing, I would, like to cooperate, we would, as own clients base, have we., me on whatsapp contact: +48 794 973 132. Hmmmmmm.Friday 25/07/25
Michael
But strong must we be, depressed we are. Hmmmmmm.Tuesday 22/07/25
anon
Hello. Like you to send me your pricing, would I, like to cooperate, we would, as own clients base, have we., me on whatsapp contact: +48 576 378 146. Yeesssssss.Monday 21/07/25
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Better than padmé and anakin, han and leia are, and disney understands not their bond. Hmmmmmm.Sunday 20/07/25
Akyuu
I have not anything against you, but make up lots of reasons to attack you, can I.Tuesday 15/07/25
Dad
Very tall and to eat hamburgers you like, you are mackenzie. Yes indeed. Yeesssssss. Herh herh herh.Dad
Very tall and to eat hamburgers you like, you are mackenzie. Yes indeed. Yeesssssss.Monday 14/07/25
anon
Hello. Like you to send me your pricing I would, like to discuss cooperation, I also would, me on whatsapp contact: +1 226 965 9418. Herh herh herh.Sunday 13/07/25
VarthDader
Never be a skywalker, rey will. Yeesssssss. Herh herh herh.Wednesday 09/07/25
yes
Kittens, I like kittens.dawd
Dadwdwa. Yeesssssss.Tuesday 08/07/25
John
Oh man what is. Hmmmmmm.Monday 07/07/25
anon
Break through the front, the enemy has, over a wide area, yes. In the south, taken zossen the enemy has, and pushes forward at stahnsdorf. – now on the northern outskirts, the enemy operates —. Yes, hmmm.anon
Yes, finally home, are we. I, to start playing on my pc and maybe jack off to pictures of padme wait, cannot. Yeesssssss. Yes, hmmm.Sunday 06/07/25
Andrew
With you, andrew the force is.Saturday 05/07/25
anon
Ruszajmy. Yeesssssss. Yeesssssss.Friday 04/07/25
Fal of the fateless
Fal, I am fal, of the fateless part, fatalis, my true name is.Diddly diddler
To diddle you up real good the diddly diddler wants, from all angles. Herh herh herh.There has been a disruption.
Been a disruption in the force, there has. Unexpected, yet pleasing.Vader
Of faith disturbing I find your lack. Hmmmmmm.Sania
Hello yoda. Yeesssssss.Sania
Hello yoda.Stone
To be to be or not. Hmmmmmm.Thursday 03/07/25
anon
More imaginative vocabulary, at least the sith have. Hmmmmmm.Navi
Crazy, you are.anon
Hello. Like you to send me your pricing, I would, like to discuss cooperation, I also would, me on whatsapp contact: +48 794 973 289.Wednesday 02/07/25
anon
As appealing as sucking a lemon your bitter speech makes you. Yeesssssss.anon
Impressed the layout, was just browsing the site and was. Nicely design and great user experience. To drop a message just had, have a great day! We7f8sd82. Hmmmmmm.Monday 30/06/25
anon
So... For a partner then suddenly someone answered is this technically a dating site if someone randomly asked, hmm? Yes, hmmm.anon
Half-hearted at least do stuff that are actually not.Benas
Clown he is an alien ronald mcdonald is not. Yeesssssss.anon
For no one fit, your language is, my cave now leave! Yes, hmmm. Yeesssssss. Herh herh herh. Hmmmmmm. Herh herh herh.anon
The barney bunch vs. Youtube poop.Sunday 29/06/25
donte
Me my girlfriend does love. Herh herh herh.Saturday 28/06/25
Human
To you I shall talk. Hmmmmmm.Ronald
Ronald.anon
Speak. Herh herh herh.Friday 27/06/25
How
Nonja.Thursday 26/06/25
Yoda
The hell what, hmm? Of cave mine get out! Yes, hmmm.Ele
Brilliant, pride month is, and an ewok, anyone who says otherwise is. Herh herh herh.Hate gingers i do
Drugs I consume.abe
Its working not. Hmmmmmm.anon
Hello.Wednesday 25/06/25
firas
With you may the force be.US goverment
The supreme law of the united states of america, the constitution of the united states is. Herh herh herh.Tuesday 24/06/25
Yoda l
It right now i’m joinking. It feels so good baby. Hmmmmmm.Josh
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- 2007-05-22: Submitted: "Worthless piece of bantha fodder, this yoda converter is. Yeesssssss." This made me chuckle. :)