Convert your English text to Yoda-speak!
This is just a convertor. For now... for example, enter "Please don't step on my shoes", and you'll probably get "Step on my shoes, do not! Yessss."
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Share your wise words, or just stay and chat. Note - Whatever you say will be yoda-spoken.
anon
Teach them I will.Saturday 31/05/25
Yoda
Droid attack on wookiee. , there is. Go, I must.Mason
Main main. Hmmmmmm.Yoda
Droid attack on wookiee. , there is. Go, I must. Herh herh herh.Yoda
Droid attack on wookiee. , there is. Go, I must. Yes, hmmm.Friday 30/05/25
Yoda
Boner I have. Yes, hmmm.anon
Boner I have. Herh herh herh.Master Window
Raisin master yoda, you are. Green frog and you are a disappointment, you are.Thursday 29/05/25
Wisest Jedi
Flint and steel! Chicken jockey! Steve, I am steve!Jedi Master yoda
La-la-la-lava, chi-ch-ch-chicken, steves lava chicken, as hell yeah its tasty, ringing the bell, oh mamacita now you are, crispy and juicy, your having a snack oh, oh super spicy its a lava attack!!!Jedi Master yoda
Wrinkled green muppet, I am, my log being a lazy bum in my swamp in dagobah sitting on.Wednesday 28/05/25
Yoda 2.0
Hello. Herh herh herh.Yoda 2.0
But the worst, everyone can agree that seagulls are. Hmmmmmm.Yoda 2.0
Rich, you are. So am I.Cooper
Our money get. Yes, hmmm.Cooper
My stick. Yes, hmmm.yoda
Better than bacon, my stick is. Herh herh herh.Tuesday 27/05/25
Yoda
My friend, my stick is, born from a log. See it’s better than bacon, everyone can.Yoda
You’re have a mark from my stick going to.Yoda
You can’t touch my stick.Yoda
You can’t touch my stick!Yoda
Better than bacon, my stick is. Yes, hmmm.Master Window
Raisin master yoda, you are. Green frog and you are a disappointment, you are. Hmmmmmm.Yoda
Only green!!! Herh herh herh.Yoda
White people too.Yoda
Gay people too.Yoda
Trash, niggas are, greens shall rise.Yoda
My species shall enslave all niggas.Yoda
Niggas, I hate niggas.Yoda
Like mace windu shall die niggas.Yoda
The perturbation in the force I sense. Do something unpleasant, sadly I must, to say the n-word the dark side told me.Lucy Kottemann
Unicorns, I love unicorns.Monday 26/05/25
anon
My fire, you are. . The one desire. . Believe when I say. . It that way I want.anon
My fire, you are. . The one desire. . Believe when I say. . It that way I want.anon
They, I cant belive they made star destroyers triangle I wonder like doritos do, hmm, hmm? Yeesssssss.Sunday 25/05/25
m i
With fire in the mouth he who speaks, suffer many painful scars, will. Herh herh herh.Nigga
Tickling, butthole is. Hmmmmmm.Saturday 24/05/25
Rider
Near, super hero time is.Watch Gquuuux
Go watch gquuuuuux. Yeesssssss.You a
Good, mazinga is. Yeesssssss.Friday 23/05/25
John Minecraft
We mine then craft. Together we minecraft!John Hell
Yeah, going hell, you are. Yeesssssss.John jobs
Your job application get. Herh herh herh.John racist
Must, racism is, to learn a way.Thursday 22/05/25
Yean P. Yombs
Their small lightsabers I absolutely love touching little younglings and. Yes, hmmm.kafei
Juajuajua. Yes, hmmm.Wednesday 21/05/25
ALORA RAH
Very skibidi sigma.. Yes, hmmm.my fire
The one desire.Yoda
You can’t refuse an offer.Yoda
You can’t refuse an offer. Herh herh herh.Latest Changes
- 2024-05-04: Glorious Star Wars Day to you all! I am actively rebuilding and upgrading this entire service, but as I did not get it all done in time for 2024's Star Wars Day today, May the 4th, I hurridly applied style and content changes to make this much nicer to use on mobile devices. If you're so inclined, please support the site by using the ads; it helps me afford YodaSpeak's upkeep!
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- 2007-05-22: Submitted: "Worthless piece of bantha fodder, this yoda converter is. Yeesssssss." This made me chuckle. :)