Convert your English text to Yoda-speak!
This is just a convertor. For now... for example, enter "Please don't step on my shoes", and you'll probably get "Step on my shoes, do not! Yessss."
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Share your wise words, or just stay and chat. Note - Whatever you say will be yoda-spoken.
Friday 26/07/24
this is a test
Say it.Thursday 25/07/24
Chode
My balls ache. Herh herh herh.Wednesday 24/07/24
Yo Mama
Remember, hole, where there is, goal, there is. Hmmpg! Hmmmmmm.a guy child kid man woman girl
Crazzy. Yeesssssss.Monday 22/07/24
peepee
Poopo. Hmmmmmm.Sunday 21/07/24
anon
Cool, I am cool. Yeesssssss.Saturday 20/07/24
anon
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Yong, you are. Yeesssssss.Nanami
You are young. Yeesssssss.anon
With this 100% free training work from home..., I promise...You will never look back. $500+ per day, true - 100% free training, go here: Ezwayto1000aday.com. Yes, hmmm.Friday 19/07/24
Jedi You are
Nigga I sense.Grey
My shoes step on, do not. Herh herh herh.anon
My shoes step on, do not. Herh herh herh. Hmmmmmm.Wednesday 17/07/24
anon
Nigga. Hmmmmmm.anon
Nigga. Yeesssssss.anon
Nigga. Yeesssssss.anon
You have become powerful, you I sense the dark side in. Of all the innocent clones that you killed connor do you plead guilty.. Yeesssssss.Tuesday 16/07/24
Eric
Hello. Hmmmmmm.Monday 15/07/24
Obi Wan Kenobi
Over anakin its, the high ground, have I.James, But Some Call Me Bond
Nlggers, nlggers, I hate nlggers! Hmmmmmm. Hmmmmmm.James, But Some Call Me Bond
Very nice day today, it was. Blue, the sky was, with my white ass-cheeks the beautiful bright sun illuminating on. Yes, hmmm.anon
Hello, With sad regret that after 12 years, it is, shutting down, leadsmax.biz is. Made all our databases available on our website, we have. 25 million companies. 527 million people. Leadsmax.biz. Yes, hmmm.Ik Papershifter
To fold an origami yoda I tried, it was impossible and the force was with me not. Hmmmmmm.Ik Papershifter
My best friend and we talk for hours in our jumbled rythms, yoda is. Yes, hmmm.Ik Papershifter
Dreamer, I am, I climb on trees, with me always, I watch the stars and the force is.Ik Papershifter
Unless you have a pure mind and an open heart I speak and you understand not. Yeesssssss.Ik Papershifter
Still so far away, forces fight from all the cosmos but the stars are. Hmmmmmm.Ik Papershifter
Dreams fly by my eyes but, no time to live and make them true, have I. Herh herh herh.Saturday 13/07/24
Yoda
With the force you are one. Hmmmmmm.Wednesday 10/07/24
Wyvern
Hello.anon
Hey, made a 2min video for your company so you can save more than 50% on payroll by hiring the top 5% of overseas talent I have, can i send it here, hmm?anon
Done your homework have you, hmm?Tuesday 09/07/24
Sister
Much my brother I love you very, and of the best wishes wish you all.Saturday 06/07/24
Banana Fartman M.D.
Banana fartman m.d, I am. Yes, hmmm.Friday 05/07/24
T
Never ever be afraid of the light, you should, son.Tuesday 02/07/24
Aiden
Pannss. Hmmmmmm.anon
You one shot zealots want to. Hmmmmmm. Hmmmmmm.anon
Impressed the layout, was just browsing the site and was. Nicely design and great user experience. To drop a message just had, have a great day! 8dfds87a. Yes, hmmm.jedi master
With you may the force be. Herh herh herh.Sunday 30/06/24
Ashish
To do time. Yeesssssss.Saturday 29/06/24
anon
Кто это там шумит, hmm?Friday 28/06/24
Soda
The best to ever live, am I. Hmmmmmm.Hi
I’m nick. Yes, hmmm.Wednesday 26/06/24
anon
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Hello guys. Herh herh herh.anon
With this work from home...You will never look back. $500+ per day, 100% free training, go here: Ezwayto1000aday.com. Yeesssssss.anon
Crackers, I see,yummy, they look,some, like to have, I would.Tuesday 25/06/24
anon
Hello. Yeesssssss.Monday 24/06/24
Yoda
Saturday 22/06/24
Gigi
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