Convert your English text to Yoda-speak!
This is just a convertor. For now... for example, enter "Please don't step on my shoes", and you'll probably get "Step on my shoes, do not! Yessss."
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Steve
Dfghjk.Michael de Santa
My house stop firing rockets at!!! Yes, hmmm.Friday 18/04/25
Lebron
Suuuuuuuuuu. Yeesssssss.bmelkk
G77m0n. Yeesssssss.5fige9
6pi59p. Herh herh herh.Totallynotgeneralgreivous
How I do a better job of translating things to yoda speak than this translator, hmm? Yeesssssss.Totallynotgeneralgreivous
Bottle of hot sauce in my rectum, there is. It hurts. Herh herh herh.Thursday 17/04/25
Totallynotgeneralgreivous
Bottle of hot sauce in my rectum, there is. It hurts. Yes, hmmm.Wednesday 16/04/25
anon
Moc wielka.:D
Curved, the banana is! Herh herh herh.Chris Barnes
Blood, I cum blood, my erection from! Her throat I feel it run down, swallow!!!! Herh herh herh.To understand the status of a
To understand the status of a transmission, first differentiate the trigger file vs the transmission file, we should.Meatus
Homie, about to cum I am. Hmmmmmm.Monday 14/04/25
niga
More imaginative vocabulary, at least the sith have. Hmmmmmm.Weird you are
You are weird. Herh herh herh.You
Hello.Totallynotgeneralgreivous
Uh, number 7, have, can I, with extra pickles and no onions one cheeseburger, with bacon another. And, uh, make that a large please. Drinks, hmm, hmm? Uh...I will have a sweet tea and a dr pepper. Can I also get a chocolate shake, hmm, hmm? Hmmmmmm.Totallynotgeneralgreivous
Uh, have I number 7 can, with extra pickles and no onions one cheeseburger, with bacon another. And, uh, make that a large please. Drinks, hmm, hmm? Uh...I will have a sweet tea and a dr pepper. Can I also get a chocolate shake, hmm, hmm? Yes, hmmm.Saturday 12/04/25
anon
Me well alone you dark tongued one leave.Friday 11/04/25
toooommmmmmmyyyyyyyyy
Happy mothers made, younger than she are. Hmmmmmm.Tuesday 08/04/25
BlueSky-ers
Bluesky-ers.Monday 07/04/25
Shinji
Be given hair not, bald guy should, be made bald, with hair should only a guy. Yes, hmmm.Saturday 05/04/25
DibbaDabba
More manners then you, chewbacca has. Hmmmmmm.anon
Shut up. Hmmmmmm.Friday 04/04/25
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Ztlmwmmf') or 581=(select 581 from pg_sleep(15))--. Yes, hmmm.1
-5 or 860=(select 860 from pg_sleep(15))--.1
-1; waitfor delay '0:0:15' - -.1
0"Xor(if(now()=sysdate(),sleep(15),0))xor" Z.1
-1" Or 3+591-591-1=0+0+0+1 - -.1
-1' or 3*2<(0+5+54-54) or 'mgi5to3i'='.1
-1 or 3*2>(0+5+125-125).1
-1 or 3+125-125-1=0+0+0+1.1
-1 or 3*2<(0+5+891-891) - -. Hmmmmmm.1
-1 or 2+891-891-1=0+0+0+1 - -. Yes, hmmm.Thursday 03/04/25
woipq
Good boy. Yes, hmmm.9876543
Hmmmmmmm.9876543
Have a good life here here here, you will. Hmmmmmm.oiuythrgefd
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For no one fit, your language is, my cave now leave!Tuesday 01/04/25
shghqjegcjheqgfudy
Dtefweuqfgyeqrgfv. Herh herh herh.anon
My balls crush. Yes, hmmm.Monday 31/03/25
anon
Or change you I will, you change will.Sunday 30/03/25
Lucy Kottemann
Kittens, I love kittens. Yeesssssss.Tfg
Of children follows william afton a purple shadow follows the crying children and the ghost. Killed in his own creation, the purple guy is. Yes, hmmm.Friday 28/03/25
Handsome
Funny. Yes, hmmm.Lord creeper
Master yoda,you surived order 66 I see have you. Herh herh herh.hello
Hello.Wednesday 26/03/25
Edu
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