Learn to Talk Like Yoda with the Yoda-Speak Generator

Intro - Read This First

Yoda who? Our favourite little green friend from the Star Wars franchise, first seen in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, making a return in its sequel Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi. Learn how to talk like Yoda - just type or paste in a bunch of text and use the 'Convert to Yoda-Speak' button.

Try it with jokes, emails, song lyrics, card messages, whatever!

Initial development based on this fine essay on the rules of 'Yodish': Yodish Analysis!

Tips:

Please don't just try "Hello." Nothing will change. Yoda won't answer back, he'll just repeat. It's not the same thing as a conversation.
In the Star Wars movies, Yoda speaks short sentences for a reason. If the result is total garbage, that could be why!
Make sure you use proper english grammar and punctuation, our little green friend can't read your mind. "Don't", instead of "Dont", and so on.
The exception is this: You should use extra punctuation if a sentence contains more than one clause, often split with 'and', 'or', etc. For example: "Put your hands up and step away from the turnip." should be "Put your hands up, and step away from the turnip." or "Put your hands up. Step away from the turnip."
If using commas and full stops in currencies or initialisms, do not use spaces.
The use of parenthesis is not yet recommended, though I will work on them.
If there are issues and a sentence is not yoda-fied as you think it should, it could also be because I haven't yet included all the words I need to in the search formulas. If I spot a dodgy result, I'll get around to working on it. :)

Convert your English text to Yoda-speak!

This is just a convertor. For now... for example, enter "Please don't step on my shoes", and you'll probably get "Step on my shoes, do not! Yessss."

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May 21st is Talk Like Yoda Day!

Time until Talk Like Yoda Day:
49 weeks, 4 days, 2 hours, 6 minutes, 6 seconds (GMT)

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Yoda's Latest Quote

Of the king become the head, to mass shift lend one voice with another. Hmmmmmm.

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Yoda Wisdom/Chat Box

Share your wise words, or just stay and chat. Note - Whatever you say will be yoda-spoken.

anon

Trying to contact your business through this page, just letting you know someone is: Classifiedsubmitter.com/yodaspeak.co.uk. Check it out real quick to see if the message went through, you should.

anon

Hi, officially up and running here, your complimentary business page is: Classifiedsubmitter.com/yodaspeak.co.uk. Necessary, review the listing to see if any changes are. Yes, hmmm.

anon

Just checking, this your business information is, hmm? Www.classifiedsubmitter.com/yodaspeak.co.uk. Sent you this yet, not sure if anyone has, but look here.

Yoda's Famous Stick

Made by "Bad lip reading" On youtube. Yeesssssss.

Yoda's Famous Stick

My friend born from a log, my stick is. Everyone can see, better than bacon, is it. Hmmmmmm.

Yoda's Famous Stick

The worst, everybody can agree that seagulls are. My stick I kiss, my stick, is it. Pickup my stick you cannot. Your mitts off my stick keep. Everyone can see, better than bacon, is it. Hmmmmmm.

Yoda

Of venom and I wish I really bought a bag, really, (it turns out) really did not. Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (, poison), is it. Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause how it hurts (it hurts good) I like. Herh herh herh.

Yoda's Famous Stick

Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp. You want my stick yeah. I mean, just a stick, it is! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm. My big boy stick, is it.

Yoda's Famous Stick

My stick, my stick. Better than bacon, my stick is. Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm. Touch my stick you cannot. I want not your stick! Yes, hmmm.

Yoda's Famous Stick

I had yet found my mighty stick not. Then I did! Mm-hmmm. Break your stick using just my brain, I could. My stick, hmm?! Feel pain I could make you wish you could not. My stick not! Herh herh herh.

Yoda's Famous Stick

For years then reappear I disappear. To cheer about my cool stick right here. When little bitty kid, was I. Little bitty kid. Yes, hmmm.

Yoda

But when, sleep little piggy kept waking me up (sold him), would I. People often fight about, hmm which birds are the best birds (do they?) . But the worst, everybody can agree that seagulls are. My stick I kiss, my stick, it is. Pick up my stick, you cannot. Yeesssssss.

Yoda

Take walks every day my stick and me. Past the hooligans down by the ocean. When my stick then they learn they laugh at. Much denser than bacon, how my stick is. Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (so cute). Yeesssssss.

Yoda's Famous Stick

But just a stick, it is! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm. You love my stick, do not, hmm? No, just a stick, it is! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm. My perfect stick, it is.

Yoda's Famous Stick

Why'd, so crotchety and mean, you get, hmm? My stick look at. You drink that creature's milk why'd, green, it is green, hmm? Me sick got! My stick, my stick. Better than bacon, my stick is. Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm. Use my stick you cannot. Herh herh herh.

Yoda

My stick, my stick. Better than bacon, my stick is. Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm. Touch my stick you cannot. But just a stick, is it! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm. My perfect stick, it is. My friend born from a log, my stick is. Everyone can see, better than bacon, is it.

Yoda

With my stick knock you in your head. With my stick. Mark from my stick, you gon' have. My stick from. My stick, my stick. Better than bacon, my stick is. Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm. Yeesssssss.

Friday 05/06/26

Yoda's Mother

How yoda became the grandmaster of the jedi order I understand not, because with us, he when was, he be, I thought a good-for-nothing idiot would.

Thursday 04/06/26

Omar

I see what you have become you are a monster a jedi not.

Qui gon

Of attraction greater the mass greater the force.

Wednesday 03/06/26

a boy

Much fear in you boy I sense.

a boy

Much fear in you boy I sense. Yeesssssss.

Monday 01/06/26

Ze mooon

Carved my own path, I have. You followed your wrath. But maybe, both the same, are we. Hmmmmmm.

Ze mooon

Standing here, I realise, just like me, you were.

Sunday 31/05/26

peach

Talk, with writing I need help, me you must guide. Hmmmmmm.

Friday 29/05/26

Ze mooon

You must friend grudamoon. Yes, hmmm.

Ze mooon

World cup. Yeesssssss.

Ze mooon

Ronaldo or messi, hmm? Hmmmmmm.

Ze mooon

Friend grudamoon on roblox.

Ze mooon

You, I see you. Hmmmmmm.

Thursday 28/05/26

Cheese1944

Hello. You, how are.

The Mandalorian

The way, this is.

Nathaniel

You, how are.

Tuesday 26/05/26

Yoda's Clothes Designer

My t-shirt can anyone buy, hmm? $70,000, it is $70,000. Designer, it is designer, yoda approved. Yes, hmmm.

Joshua LasMarias

Hello master yoda! Can you train me to become a jed luke skywalker I like, hmm? Yeesssssss.

superman

Your day how was. Yes, hmmm.

Monday 25/05/26

Anal Sanchez

I like big butts and I, lie them other brothers cannot deny, cannot when a girl walks in with a little bitty waist in the butt says hey.

Anal Sanchez

I like big butts and I, lie them other brothers cannot deny, cannot when a girl walks in with a little bitty waist in the butt says hey. Herh herh herh.

Sunday 24/05/26

Anakin Skywalker

You underestimate my caliber!

Obi-Wan Kenobi

The high ground, it’s over anakin I have! Yeesssssss.

Yoda

For fun I goon. Yeesssssss.

Yoda

An important daily routine, gooning is, try it sometime, you should.

Yoga

To goon it keeps me healthy I goon every day I love. Yeesssssss.

Saturday 23/05/26

Yoda

Fun and good for your health, gooning is. Herh herh herh.

Friday 22/05/26

Yoda

I like to goon, very good for me, is it.

Person

Goon now. Yes, hmmm.

sara

Bleereeeee hi. Yeesssssss.

apples

Apples. Herh herh herh.

Thursday 21/05/26

Slug

Started here, downpours have, getting rain, are we. Hmmmmmm. Hmmmmmm.

alaya

Potot.

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2007-05-22: Submitted: "Worthless piece of bantha fodder, this yoda converter is. Yeesssssss." This made me chuckle. :)