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Midnight Afton
Of the dark side you know not the power. Hmmmmmm. Hmmmmmm.Mrs looney
Mrs looney.patricio
Can I be jedi. Yes, hmmm.Montague
Din
Mandalorian, am I. Yeesssssss.DIDDY
Free ben, locked up with me, is he.DIDDY
Free ben boomsa. Hmmmmmm.BEn Boomsma
Give 10 dollars to free ben boomsma, I will. Yes, hmmm.Tuesday 13/05/25
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Diddy, diddy, I am diddy. Hmmmmmm.Logan
Shot first han did. Yeesssssss.logan
Hi there yoda.anon
With you may the force.Munna
To poo, I have. Hmmmmmm.Maik
Waiting to the eurovision song contest to start, am I! La la la lava ch ch ch chicken, steve's lava chicken yeah, tasty as hell, is it.Someone
As appealing as sucking a lemon your bitter speech makes you. Herh herh herh.Someone
As appealing as sucking a lemon your bitter speech makes you. Herh herh herh.crackpipe
You all looove meee. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Fiery Spirit27
Be yourself, and let anyone tell you any different, do not. Herh herh herh.anon
Hit yourself at third floor thank us, you will.Slim shady
Fit for no one, your language is, my cave now leave!Slim shady
Become death now I am, became the destoryer I of worlds have.Slim shady
Become death now I am, of worlds, became the destoryer, have I. Herh herh herh.Slim shady
Joe biden sucks nigga balls. Yes, hmmm.Slim shady
Kill yourslef, you should.Monday 12/05/25
crackpipe
You all looove meee. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.bong
Bong, I am bong. Yes, hmmm.Anakin skywalker
Kill everyone now. Herh herh herh.Sunday 11/05/25
Ajax
Kill them. Hmmmmmm.Saturday 10/05/25
bombardino crocodilo
Gibbrtish. Yes, hmmm.anon
Blamdierno corckidoool. Herh herh herh.anon
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Dark maga.Friday 09/05/25
orlando
How, rizz, get I. Yeesssssss.Manegu
Bdsm, I like bdsm. Big dragons snuggling me. Yes, hmmm.Darth Vader is better
You address, what is.Darth Vader is better
You address, what is.Darth Vader is better
Live there, I do.Some guys friend 4
Bro lives not there. Herh herh herh.Thursday 08/05/25
Darth Vader is better
I live at 176 oakwood drive in san fransisco ca. Yeesssssss.Darth Vader is better
Huhug gggytf dadcb dfcf sf d c d cd. Yeesssssss.Darth Vader is better
Ding dong gulli gulli rum sa minga gu. Yeesssssss.Darth Vader is better
All fat stupid poopyheads, you are. Hmmmmmm.Yoda
Everyone a shorty, why is, hmm, hmm?bombardino crocodilo
Bombardino crocodilo bombardino crocodilo bombardino crocodilo bombardino crocodilo bombardino crocodilo bombardino crocodilo bombardino crocodilo bombardino crocodilo bombardino crocodilo. Herh herh herh.anon
If an artist, you are, your enemies pregnant always just draw, you can! Herh herh herh.Wednesday 07/05/25
chimpanzinni bananini
If you like not big butts then you shall die.chimpanzinni bananini
Tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung shaur.anon
Crazy once they locked me in a padded room full of yoyos, cray yes I was.BEEOP BEEEP
I am crazt not.Cory
They are crazy crazy people know not. But crazy, I know I am, so crazy I am not. Crazy, right, hmm?Latest Changes
- 2024-05-04: Glorious Star Wars Day to you all! I am actively rebuilding and upgrading this entire service, but as I did not get it all done in time for 2024's Star Wars Day today, May the 4th, I hurridly applied style and content changes to make this much nicer to use on mobile devices. If you're so inclined, please support the site by using the ads; it helps me afford YodaSpeak's upkeep!
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