Convert your English text to Yoda-speak!
This is just a convertor. For now... for example, enter "Please don't step on my shoes", and you'll probably get "Step on my shoes, do not! Yessss."
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Share your wise words, or just stay and chat. Note - Whatever you say will be yoda-spoken.
Yoda
To grab mcdonald's and eat some chips, I got. Yes, hmmm.Monday 23/06/25
yoda
Rest and relax in my room now, I must.Sunday 22/06/25
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Yoda I am.yoda
Rest and relax in my room now, I must. Yeesssssss.yoda
Rest and relax in my room now, I must. Herh herh herh.yoda
Rest and relax in my room now, I must.yoda
Rest and relax in my room now, I must.Evan Jones
And happy I after blowing up this photo was. For an old fart with 20 or so surgeries this isn’t a bad back. Herh herh herh.Evan Jones
yoda
Rest and relax in my room now, I must. Yeesssssss.yoda
Rest and relax in my room now, I must. Yeesssssss.yoda
Rest and relax in my room now, I must.yoda
Stinky dingleberry, lochlynn has.anon
I drive boss ass cars.anon
Hello their.Friday 20/06/25
Grandmaster Yoda
Nigggas, I hate nigggas. Hmmmmmm.Grandmaster Yoda
Nigga nigga nigga nigga.Alive
Alive.Thursday 19/06/25
anon
To select websites we_re offering free traffic_ no commitment, no signup. To boost your reach just a helpful nudge. Www.freewebsitetrafficforever.top.Grandmaster Yoda
Dooku, I miss dooku. Yeesssssss.Grandmaster Yoda
To yaddle I goon. Hmmmmmm.Grandmaster Yoda
Hot, ahsoka is. Yeesssssss.Grandmaster Yoda
To clubs to see twerking twi’lels I go. Hmmmmmm.Grandmaster Yoda
Like mace windu I hate niggas. Yes, hmmm.Grandmaster Yoda
Ketamine, I like ketamine, my ass and youngling’s asses I do above it on.harrison
To lie I like, everyday, I lie everyday. Yes, hmmm.Wednesday 18/06/25
Barnaby
Hello yoda.Tuesday 17/06/25
Spencer
Insane, you guys are, like we’re screenagers stop yapping.Monday 16/06/25
Simon
You, how old are. Hmmmmmm.Simon
You, how old are.Sunday 15/06/25
Luke
Me join the light side yoda let. Herh herh herh.Saturday 14/06/25
Pi
To be a renegade I used, to fool around I used. But I could take the punishment and had to settle down not. Playin' it real straight I now am, and yes, my hair I cut. You might think, crazy, am I, but I even not care. Because tell what's goin' on I can. Herh herh herh.Simon
The force, what is.Friday 13/06/25
Grandmaster Yoda
Screaming, they were screaming.Grandmaster Yoda
My basement on dagobah I left the younglings on, clap them I did. Yeesssssss.Yoda
Hmmm,.the same yoda from 2 comments down I am not.Yoda
Hmmm, high on dagobah green, I am. Herh herh herh.Yoda
Darnth vader.Thursday 12/06/25
anon
You are. Yes, hmmm.Wednesday 11/06/25
anon
Me an army worth of mordor build. Herh herh herh. Herh herh herh.kaden
Very sigma, you are.Cooper
Soap trusted you. I thought, too, could I. So makarov know you, why does, hmm?Tuesday 10/06/25
Present I am
Present I am.Anikan I am
I love tung tung tung tung sahoor and the dark side. Yeesssssss.Tommy
The force, where is.Daniel
Heloooo.Sunday 08/06/25
anon
With soap and water go wash your mouth out! Hmmmmmm.Cannon
Luke I was. I died. Yes, hmmm.Saturday 07/06/25
Luke Skywalker
Darth vader.Tim
To sing and dance a lot I like. Yes, hmmm.Latest Changes
- 2024-05-04: Glorious Star Wars Day to you all! I am actively rebuilding and upgrading this entire service, but as I did not get it all done in time for 2024's Star Wars Day today, May the 4th, I hurridly applied style and content changes to make this much nicer to use on mobile devices. If you're so inclined, please support the site by using the ads; it helps me afford YodaSpeak's upkeep!
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- 2007-05-22: Submitted: "Worthless piece of bantha fodder, this yoda converter is. Yeesssssss." This made me chuckle. :)