Convert your English text to Yoda-speak!
This is just a convertor. For now... for example, enter "Please don't step on my shoes", and you'll probably get "Step on my shoes, do not! Yessss."
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Yoda Wisdom/Chat Box
Share your wise words, or just stay and chat. Note - Whatever you say will be yoda-spoken.
Tuesday 01/04/25
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Dtefweuqfgyeqrgfv. Herh herh herh.anon
My balls crush. Yes, hmmm.Monday 31/03/25
anon
Or change you I will, you change will.Sunday 30/03/25
Lucy Kottemann
Kittens, I love kittens. Yeesssssss.Tfg
Of children follows william afton a purple shadow follows the crying children and the ghost. Killed in his own creation, the purple guy is. Yes, hmmm.Friday 28/03/25
Handsome
Funny. Yes, hmmm.Lord creeper
Master yoda,you surived order 66 I see have you. Herh herh herh.hello
Hello.Wednesday 26/03/25
Edu
"Não. Não tente. Faça ou não faça, mas não tente"Tuesday 25/03/25
Lara Lily Am I
Delicious apples are, especially when eat goo with. Yes, hmmm.Sunday 23/03/25
anon
Hey quick one, your website we noticed a few issues on. Actually generated a free report on it and are offering to fix a things for you, we have, no cost. . I reach you on, what number can, hmm? Nathan.Saturday 22/03/25
Stepik
I wont. Hmmmmmm.anon
Get a press release about yodaspeak.co.uk featured on major news sites guaranteed! Done, see how it is: Bit.ly/prpress.anon
Hello. Your offer send us, with prices if possible, very interested, are we. Me please message on my whatsapp send: +48 792 311 834. I, waiting for your message, will be. Regards. Yes, hmmm.Wednesday 19/03/25
robert
Niegur.robert
Ningan.robert
With soap and water go wash your mouth out! Herh herh herh.robert
Fit for no one, your language is, my cave now leave! Yeesssssss.robert
Sdadsa.asd
Huj jebany. Herh herh herh.Bard the bad
Never buy the cheap poor quality rice. But the soup kitchen quality stuff the good stuff not. Yeesssssss.Bard the bad
Fit for no one, your language is, my cave now leave! Hmmmmmm.James Cretan
Always never over season your food, one must. Yes, hmmm.Sunday 16/03/25
Put on your pyjamas
Your pyjamas put on. Herh herh herh.Khenan
Fun to see, spambots speaking like yoda is. Yeesssssss.Saturday 15/03/25
anon
Hey quick one, your website we noticed a few issues on. Actually generated a report on it and are offering to fix a things for you, we have, of charge free. Like me to send the report over, let me know if you would, hmm? Nathan.anon
Hello. Your offer send us, with prices if possible, very interested, we are. Me please message on my whatsapp send:+ 44 744 489 41 49. Waiting for your message will I be. Regards. Herh herh herh.Friday 14/03/25
anon
Secure the bag, me must. Yeesssssss.The Chairman of the Board
Oslo this weekend going to. Herh herh herh.Wednesday 12/03/25
anon
Yo whats up gamers. Yeesssssss.Tuesday 11/03/25
Turtle
Me turtle yum. Hmmmmmm.anon
Kill him. Yes, hmmm.Sunday 09/03/25
Chad
Like yoda I talk.Saturday 08/03/25
anon
Starker mann du bist. Deinen arsch versohlen ich werde. Hmmmmmm.anon
Hi there! Yeesssssss.Thursday 06/03/25
anon
Hello. Your offer send us, with prices if possible, very interested, we are. Me please message on my whatsapp send: +48 792 311 834. I, waiting for your message, will be. Regards. Herh herh herh.Hello i want to buy your soul
Hello I buy your soul want to.Wednesday 05/03/25
anon
Nice pants. Yes, hmmm.Pink Lady
So to see you my friend good. Treating you well, I hope life is. Stay well and happy. With you may the force be... Always.Tuesday 04/03/25
anon
Impressed the layout, was just browsing the site and was. Nicely design and great user experience. To drop a message just had, have a great day! We7f8sd82. Yes, hmmm.Monday 03/03/25
anonym
Cute, cats are. To stay healthy and hydrated by the way remember.Sunday 02/03/25
anon
Of yodas language I am the master. Yeesssssss.Nidonest
Very silly goober, I am.Nidonest
Hello everyone. Yeesssssss.Saturday 01/03/25
anon
You bubs I love. Yes, hmmm.Friday 28/02/25
anon
With fire in the mouth he who speaks, suffer many painful scars, will.Thursday 27/02/25
anon
Go and listen. Hmmmmmm.Tuesday 25/02/25
Jefe bean
Hydrated bean, I am. Yeesssssss.anon
With soap and water go wash your mouth out!Monday 24/02/25
A girl
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- 2024-05-04: Glorious Star Wars Day to you all! I am actively rebuilding and upgrading this entire service, but as I did not get it all done in time for 2024's Star Wars Day today, May the 4th, I hurridly applied style and content changes to make this much nicer to use on mobile devices. If you're so inclined, please support the site by using the ads; it helps me afford YodaSpeak's upkeep!
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- 2007-05-22: Submitted: "Worthless piece of bantha fodder, this yoda converter is. Yeesssssss." This made me chuckle. :)