Learn to Talk Like Yoda with the Yoda-Speak Generator

Intro - Read This First

Yoda who? Our favourite little green friend from the Star Wars franchise, first seen in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, making a return in its sequel Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi. Learn how to talk like Yoda - just type or paste in a bunch of text and use the 'Convert to Yoda-Speak' button.

Try it with jokes, emails, song lyrics, card messages, whatever!

Initial development based on this fine essay on the rules of 'Yodish': Yodish Analysis!

Tips:

Please don't just try "Hello." Nothing will change. Yoda won't answer back, he'll just repeat. It's not the same thing as a conversation.
In the Star Wars movies, Yoda speaks short sentences for a reason. If the result is total garbage, that could be why!
Make sure you use proper english grammar and punctuation, our little green friend can't read your mind. "Don't", instead of "Dont", and so on.
The exception is this: You should use extra punctuation if a sentence contains more than one clause, often split with 'and', 'or', etc. For example: "Put your hands up and step away from the turnip." should be "Put your hands up, and step away from the turnip." or "Put your hands up. Step away from the turnip."
If using commas and full stops in currencies or initialisms, do not use spaces.
The use of parenthesis is not yet recommended, though I will work on them.
If there are issues and a sentence is not yoda-fied as you think it should, it could also be because I haven't yet included all the words I need to in the search formulas. If I spot a dodgy result, I'll get around to working on it. :)

Convert your English text to Yoda-speak!

This is just a convertor. For now... for example, enter "Please don't step on my shoes", and you'll probably get "Step on my shoes, do not! Yessss."

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Time until Talk Like Yoda Day:
38 weeks, 2 days, 18 hours, 31 minutes, 14 seconds (GMT)

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See Yoda's favourite results

Yoda Wisdom/Chat Box

Share your wise words, or just stay and chat. Note - Whatever you say will be yoda-spoken.

Thursday 21/08/25

dabeanman

Subscribe to dabeanman, you will because yes, die if you do not, yoda will. Yes, hmmm.

anon

All the companies & consumers in the united kingdom - . 265,612 companies. 20,553,373 consumers. Instantly delivery. Last update: 1 august 2025. 35 = r833. Ukdata123.co.uk.

Wednesday 20/08/25

anon

,( ('",,,) . Yes, hmmm.

anon

()').( ,".) .

Tuesday 19/08/25

anon

Hello, We purchase your products or services want to. For a discount is there any option, hmm? This whatsapp number contact us at: +48 732 676 269. Hmmmmmm.

Saturday 16/08/25

gHGU

Wppv("..( ',( (, Hmmmmmm.

Friday 15/08/25

anon

Hello. Like you to send me your pricing, I would, like to cooperate, we would, looking for suppliers for our client we are, me on whatsapp contact: +48 732 676 507.

Thursday 14/08/25

anon

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Wednesday 13/08/25

anon

<?php system(id), hmm;?>.

Monday 11/08/25

anon

Happy birthday, mom. Herh herh herh.

Cole

America caw caw caw I cry myself to sleep want to.

Sunday 10/08/25

Denise

Not, I must not.

Saturday 09/08/25

human

Uhhh why.

Friday 08/08/25

anon

Write in yoda's language, maybe you should. Then understand, the person would.

Floating you will

You will floating. Herh herh herh.

anon

Hello. Like you to send me your pricing, would I, like to cooperate, we would, looking for suppliers for our client we are, me on whatsapp contact: +48 504 723 617. Herh herh herh.

Thursday 07/08/25

Yoda

You are strong in the force.

anon

Zoho blueprint, states and transitions. Yes, hmmm.

Tuesday 05/08/25

David

This purple bullcrap, what is.

David

Magic. Herh herh herh.

Yoda

For me can you talk, hmm? Herh herh herh.

Saturday 02/08/25

Yoda

Been twisted to the dark side, anakin has. Yeesssssss.

Friday 01/08/25

Mom

Of birthdays 15 years. For all your days may you encounter all good things today and.

Yoda Skywalker

Hello.

Thursday 31/07/25

Jedi Master yoda

Yoda am I.

Resetti

Graaah!!! Herh herh herh.

Wednesday 30/07/25

anon

Www.chato-mattic.org.

anon

Hello. Like you to send me your pricing, I would, like to cooperate, we would, as own clients base, we have., me on whatsapp contact: +48 794 123 655.

Sunday 27/07/25

Hello

Hello. Yeesssssss.

Saturday 26/07/25

anon

Hello. Like you to send me your pricing, I would, like to cooperate, we would, as own clients base, have we., me on whatsapp contact: +48 794 973 132. Hmmmmmm.

Friday 25/07/25

Michael

But strong must we be, depressed we are. Hmmmmmm.

Tuesday 22/07/25

anon

Hello. Like you to send me your pricing, would I, like to cooperate, we would, as own clients base, have we., me on whatsapp contact: +48 576 378 146. Yeesssssss.

Monday 21/07/25

˖ 𑣲﹒𝑷𝑶𝑳𝑳𝒀 ﹒ 🦭

Better than padmé and anakin, han and leia are, and disney understands not their bond. Hmmmmmm.

Sunday 20/07/25

Akyuu

I have not anything against you, but make up lots of reasons to attack you, can I.

Tuesday 15/07/25

Dad

Very tall and to eat hamburgers you like, you are mackenzie. Yes indeed. Yeesssssss. Herh herh herh.

Dad

Very tall and to eat hamburgers you like, you are mackenzie. Yes indeed. Yeesssssss.

Monday 14/07/25

anon

Hello. Like you to send me your pricing I would, like to discuss cooperation, I also would, me on whatsapp contact: +1 226 965 9418. Herh herh herh.

Sunday 13/07/25

VarthDader

Never be a skywalker, rey will. Yeesssssss. Herh herh herh.

Wednesday 09/07/25

yes

Kittens, I like kittens.

dawd

Dadwdwa. Yeesssssss.

Tuesday 08/07/25

John

Oh man what is. Hmmmmmm.

Monday 07/07/25

anon

Break through the front, the enemy has, over a wide area, yes. In the south, taken zossen the enemy has, and pushes forward at stahnsdorf. – now on the northern outskirts, the enemy operates —. Yes, hmmm.

anon

Yes, finally home, are we. I, to start playing on my pc and maybe jack off to pictures of padme wait, cannot. Yeesssssss. Yes, hmmm.

Sunday 06/07/25

Andrew

With you, andrew the force is.

Saturday 05/07/25

anon

Ruszajmy. Yeesssssss. Yeesssssss.

Friday 04/07/25

Fal of the fateless

Fal, I am fal, of the fateless part, fatalis, my true name is.

Diddly diddler

To diddle you up real good the diddly diddler wants, from all angles. Herh herh herh.

There has been a disruption.

Been a disruption in the force, there has. Unexpected, yet pleasing.

Vader

Of faith disturbing I find your lack. Hmmmmmm.

Sania

Hello yoda. Yeesssssss.

Latest Changes

2024-05-04: Glorious Star Wars Day to you all! I am actively rebuilding and upgrading this entire service, but as I did not get it all done in time for 2024's Star Wars Day today, May the 4th, I hurridly applied style and content changes to make this much nicer to use on mobile devices. If you're so inclined, please support the site by using the ads; it helps me afford YodaSpeak's upkeep!

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2007-05-22: Submitted: "Worthless piece of bantha fodder, this yoda converter is. Yeesssssss." This made me chuckle. :)