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Yoda Wisdom/Chat Box
Share your wise words, or just stay and chat. Note - Whatever you say will be yoda-spoken.
Tuesday 03/12/24
Luke
Bro michael why here instead off looking for a job are you, hmm? 30 now, you are.Yoda
Deez nuts. Yeesssssss.Yoda
Deez nuts. Hmmmmmm.Monday 02/12/24
Yoda
Kick your ass, will I! Herh herh herh.Yoda
Strong with us, the force is.Homer Simpson
D'oh! Herh herh herh.Friday 29/11/24
Luke
I feel not so good master yoda.Thursday 28/11/24
Luke
To control your demons learn. Herh herh herh.Yasith
Zimzam younglings, brought jedi knight anakin here to teach you all I have. Yes, hmmm.Wednesday 27/11/24
Yoda
Try do or there not is not, leave the voicemail after the beep. Herh herh herh.Yoda
Not, do or do. Yes, hmmm.Guy
This website hi I love.Tuesday 26/11/24
Man
English.Wednesday 20/11/24
anon
Whats up. Hmmmmmm.anon
Promoted to jedi knight by grand master chancellor yoda, obi-wan is, and as obi-wan's adoptive son he accepts anakin. Yeesssssss.anon
Promoted to jedi knight by grand master chancellor yoda, obi-wan is, and as obi-wan's adoptive son he accepts anakin. Yes, hmmm.anon
He dies before, to turn anakin into a train qui-gon asks obi-wan. Hmmmmmm.anon
To the floor of the pit maul in a serious manner injures qui-gon before being attacked by obi-wan and falling. Herh herh herh.anon
Meanwhile, darth maul breaks into ted's castle and confronts qui-gon and obi-wan in a blitzkrieg. Yes, hmmm.anon
Anakin escapes into a choir, accidentally activates the pilot, with the best fusion droid and accidentally destroys it engages in combat, leaving the automaton legion damned.anon
Looking for natty gunray in ted, padman is.anon
Of toasters jar jar johnny joins his family in a war against an army.anon
On naboo, he is padme shows ganga how stupid, and to join the anti-trafficking alliance convinces them. Herh herh herh.ksi
Of it and everybody knows im in the thick. Herh herh herh. Herh herh herh.anon
To find the queen and investigate the return of the sith mao the jedi council orders qui-gon and obi-wan, been missing for thousands of years, he has. Hmmmmmm.anon
Despite electoral concerns, concerned about corruption in the senate and decided to return to babupusingha, amidala was. Yes, hmmm.anon
To appoint several opposition leaders to resolve the crisis and vote of no confidence in valrim senator nabpat palpatine convinces amidala. Herh herh herh.anon
But qui gon gives not a bantha fodder, and to train anakin anyway decides. Herh herh herh.yoda
My lightsaber no longer works. Use a shotgun, now, I must now. Hmmmmmm.anon
To train anakin as a train qui-gon asked the jedi council, but the council refused, lead him to the dark side of the force, fearing that anakin's plans would. Hmmmmmm.anon
To coruscant to inform valiant and the galactic senate about the casino games qui-gon and obi-wan send batman.anon
After a brief lightsaber battle, qui-gon and the others escape via public transportation.anon
To become a jedi knight anakin later abandons his mother shami and joins the group that trains him. To the planet on the way, attacked by fart maul, qui-gon is, hideyoshi's apprentice, sent to seduce amidala, who is.anon
To accept paypal payments after whatsapp refuses, to fix the requested hyperdrive and save anakin from the podcast competition qui-gon calls in. Hmmmmmm.anon
He might be qui-gon recognizes the power in anakin and believes that "The chosen juan", to restore the power in my house a prophecy created. Hmmmmmm. Hmmmmmm.anon
Of nine years they meet the evil businessman wyatt and his bodyguard, anakin skywalker, professional pilot and engineer. The one who created the droid c-3po, anakin skywalker was. Yeesssssss.anon
Qui-gon, jar jar jar pot pot pot pot pot jar jar jar, the astromech droid r2-d2 and padme-chun, to buy a new part for the dying hyperdrive visit the town of mos espa.anon
Qui-gon, jar jar jar pot pot pot pot pot jar jar jar, the astromech droid r2-d2 and padme-chun, to buy a new part for the dying hyperdrive visit the town of mos espa. Yes, hmmm.anon
Damaged by a federation siege, sent to repair the tv remote and get some dessert in the planet of tatooine, the groupme is, located outside republic territory.Tuesday 19/11/24
anon
It is a stupid word that understood cannot be. Herh herh herh.Friday 15/11/24
anon
1zqjab'"(){}<x>:/ 1zqjab;9.Monday 04/11/24
anon
Anon. As as sucking a lemon your bitter speech makes you appealing. Yes, hmmm. Yeesssssss.anon
Anon. As as sucking a lemon your bitter speech makes you appealing. Yes, hmmm. Yeesssssss.anon
Anon. As as sucking a lemon your bitter speech makes you appealing. Yes, hmmm.anon
Of xelath the gaping asshole. Hmmmmmm. Herh herh herh.Minch Yoda
Of xelath the gaping asshole. Hmmmmmm.Sunday 03/11/24
anon
As appealing as sucking a lemon your bitter speech makes you.Friday 01/11/24
Max
Highschool girls lol I like.Hi,My names Dolly.
Dolly, hi,my name is.Thursday 31/10/24
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- 2007-05-22: Submitted: "Worthless piece of bantha fodder, this yoda converter is. Yeesssssss." This made me chuckle. :)